I’m dumbfounded by the conspiracy junk you are posting on Facebook. You seriously need to contact Harvard and get back what whatever your parents paid for your Ph.D. Harvard forgot to teach you critical thinking.
A dear friend’s spouse died after a long, horrible illness. Such a mixture of sadness and relief. May I bring some comfort.
A recognition lunch for the business team. Why, then am I not included?
I can’t take any more of this. Retirement can’t come soon enough
Pro tip- Don’t use your police department issued cellphone to take nude pictures of the Mayor (even if you are having an affair with her) while you are on the clock. Or- how about even if you are OFF the clock!
Yesterday: Sunny and in the 70s B-) 
Today: Snow /
I would rather have snow than all of this rain!
Some people really do have too much time on their hands and not enough to worry about!
You are head of the Friends of the Library. It is NOT liberry, it is library!!!
I know this is your first time having a management position, but could you please stop trying to get my kid to come into work on days she never said she could work? How about you schedule her on the days she stated (in writing ) that she can work? I know you are new and want all your friends to take the weekend shifts - it’s a shame - I wish my kid’s boss last year had stayed in the area - she was wonderful and treated everyone fairly. Maybe next year you’ll be replaced by someone else. And no, again, my kid won’t come in on the day she has a major exam, especially when she clearly stated back in the fall that she cannot work weekdays in February.
Well, at least you are giving my kid extra motivation to do well in college so she doesn’t have to do minimum wage work for a crappy boss when she’s an adult (well, with this economy, who knows, but fingers crossed).
Hey, kiddo (daughter of a close friend),
I can’t say this to you directly because it would embarrass you to know I’m aware of all you went through last year. It was truly horrific and none of it was your fault. I’m so glad this year has turned out to be so much better!
Kudos to your parents for finding a way to get you out of that situation. You have a bright future ahead of you. Keep smiling!
Please please please hire me. At this point any work experience(especially clerical ones) will help me!
Guys, please include your sister. She feels left out and unloved by both of you and your significant others. Is it so much to ask?
You are a workplace psychopath. You have been a menace since you arrived 5 years ago. Today you announced you are moving - to Switzerland. I am doing a happy dance.
I know you brought much of this regrettable situation on through your bad choices, but I feel sorry for you. To lose your only child and then fall so far from grace for all the world to see is sad for both you and your community.
The army of robotic yes men strikes again… sigh.
Once we get this siuation squared away we need to discuss why you choose these mates who are total losers.
I really don’t like you
Why can’t anyone in this house manage to put a new toilet paper roll in the bathroom when you finish one?!!
Pray that your child never has to be admitted to a psych hospital, especially as an adult. 
If he requests no visitors, that means NO visitors, even you. And social workers/nurses are understandably leery of parents, because many families are toxic. At least there’s a social worker who serves as a “Family Navigator,” but there’s only so much she can do.
MTA: Just called to see if I could drop off flowers and candy. The receptionist put me on hold and then said, “At this time, he doesn’t want anything. You can try again in a couple of days…”
I haaaaate the new changes at work. No, I’m not being “resistant to change”. It’s going to make the job that I once loved, harder to do and less joyful.