<p>It may be possible for some people, but not for someone with her sleeping habits. I'm just saying, if she wakes up to something as quite as a driping noise in the next room, she'd probably also wake up to the sound of a guy sliping under her bed and murdering her dog.</p>
<p>That gave me some awesome ideas, thanks OP</p>
<p>"How sweet and tender her little a$$ was roasted in the oven"
Ew. Albert FIsh.</p>
<p>I agree that it's not realistic because of the girl's weird sleeping patterns.</p>
<p>Furthermore, I have had several dogs and cats, and I am 100% positive that even half asleep I'd be able to distinguish which one is licking my hand, let alone whether the tongue is that of a human or a dog.</p>
<p>The worst part of the story is the victimization of the innocent dog. Despite the uncanny nature of the story, I would never be able to "lol" at it because I think violence/neglect towards animals is just about the most atrocious and disgusting thing anybody could ever do. Definitely not funny. Might make a good CSI though.</p>
<p>lmao, ironmetal. you're scary...</p>
<p>i refuse to look at the other stories that have been posted. they probably get worse & worse each time : (</p>
<p>They aren't that bad...the first one on the list is kind of funny actually.</p>
<p>How does the psychopath know that the dog sleeps under the bed and licks the girls hand?</p>
<p>Maybe it was a ghost...like I said.</p>
<p>I just read the one article on Albert Fish...</p>
<p>The Albert Fish article is one of the sickest things I've ever read. It really makes you wonder how dangerous the world is.</p>
<p>I thought it was kind of funny....</p>
<p>The scariest thing in the world- Fat man in a speedo.</p>
<p>The needle groin of albert fish gave me cause to cringe, but his cannibalism of little children only reminded me of Swift, the memory of which gave me a morbid quarter smile. :]</p>
<p>That is one of the many creepy pastas.</p>
<p>Creepypasta</a> - Encyclopedia Dramatica</p>
<p>Enjoy :D</p>
<p>okay, i caved.</p>
<p>to the first one-uhh, what? lol.</p>
<p>haha, holy sh.it, that tanzler guy is creeepyy.</p>
<p>poor raymond, that's so sad : (</p>
<p>"Fish's mother put him into an orphanage where he was frequently whipped and beaten, and eventually discovered that he enjoyed physical pain. The beatings would often give him erections, for which the other orphans teased him."
okay, that is SO wrong...</p>
<p>Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ScaredasHell that page is just ****ed up, and that one image with that messed up girl....wow....</p>
<p>...& i am not even going to GO there on creepy pasta <em>shudders</em></p>
<p>Oh you should, it will make your life a lot more interesting from now on....</p>
<p>Fine this one doesnt have the scary images.
[url=<a href="http://www.creepypasta.com/%5Dcreepypasta.com%5B/url">http://www.creepypasta.com/]creepypasta.com[/url</a>]</p>
<p>Enjoy :D</p>
<p>I lol'd from the very beginning.</p>