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<p>Omg.......!!!</p>
<p>wow, i hate u for posting this. now i'm going to have nightmares, THANKS A LOT.
<em>shudders convulsively</em></p>
<p>In my part of the world, the girl has to explain to the police how she happened to blow away an escaped psychopath with her Mom's Smith and Wesson.</p>
<p>For the less aggressive citizens of our great land; Get an air or halon horn, the kind small boat owners use to signal drawbridges. Tell the neighbors you have it. Give it a short test in your home to verify it works. Keep it by your bed and use it as a "panic button". This is way better than a whistle or screaming. Test it twice a year (briefly!) along with the smoke detectors. Replace bottle every 3 to 5 years.</p>
<p>Somebody read that story at a camping trip when I was 7 years old, and I had nightmares/was scared of the dark for months.</p>
<p>i lol'd</p>
<p>I read the first line and then decided not to keep reading... I'm a fraidy cat :smile:</p>
<p>HAHAHA. I loled too! It was so stupid... like there was no point to it.</p>
<p>LMAOOOOOOOOO. I'm going to have non-stop nightmares about this now. Thank you.</p>
<p>Non-stop nightmares? More like non-stop LAUGHING CONVOLUTIONS!</p>
<p>ZOMGOSH iz DaT ReALZ?!?!</p>
<p>What if this is a true story??!!!</p>
<p>phew...so glad I don't have a dog that sleeps under my bed :D</p>
<p>wow this was epic</p>
<p>Totally unrealistic. Does the dog lie awake all night, waiting for the girl to give it her hand to lick? One of my dogs sleeps at the foot of my bed every night without fail, and she's nearly always fast asleep -- I'd have to call her name or tousle her hair if I wanted to rouse her. That latter method would allow me to easily distinguish between a human and a dog. Also, most dogs' tongues are far different from those of humans, such that a human tongue would be easily distinguishable from a dog's.</p>
<p>Seems the girl's an inconsistently heavy sleeper, too. Who's woken up by a dripping faucet, but not by a person moving around her bedroom (and getting under her bed) and slaughtering a dog? Srsly...</p>
<p>What if it was a ghost?</p>
<p>I actually loled...</p>
<p>Why is everyone lolling??!! This is not a funny story, and it could actually happen if you think about it. Man you people are ****ed up....</p>
<p>stop=[
you guys are gonna make me cry</p>
<p>Seriously... it's sorta funny. In a macabre sense of humor... maybe the irony of reassurance that is broken at the end?</p>
<p>lmao, these are such CC kid answers. i'm not sure why exactly, there's just been a plethora of strange responses :0</p>
<p>p.s. no, it's scary as s.h.i.t. :/</p>