secret to getting into Penn

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>get off these boards, quit asking for chances</p>

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<p>agree x10</p>

<p>here’s the best way to get your chances:

  1. pick up a handful of pennies, dice and rubber bands
  2. whip them at the wall as hard as you can
  3. add up the number of dots, heads, and shoelaces you have on
  4. write that number down in several different languages
  5. divide by .1 and add a %
  6. you already know if you have a good chance or not of getting in, no one here can do anything but comfort (or mess with) you. i recommend a bottle of captain morgan to help you in the mean time.</p>
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<p>@FreshPrince don’t you have to adjust for URM status?
lol</p>

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<p>haha. thank you freshprince.</p>