Senior retreat at church?

<p>They're having my school's (note: I go to a PUBLIC school) senior retreat at a church!??! What the ****!?</p>

<p>hahaha, bummer dude...protest that nonsense</p>

<p>haha are they going to make you do devotions and stuff? :)</p>

<p>I don't know, but I have never stepped foot in a church and I don't plan on starting any time soon.</p>

<p>You know, I actually was baptised as a Methodist. And confirmed. It didn't work out too well..now I'm a heathen ;)</p>

<p>I was never baptised...technically I am going to hell anyway. </p>

<p>As for going to church for a senior retreat...Drew, what exactly will you be doing there?</p>

<p>to be honest, I'm not entirely sure. I think a bunch of lame group exercises and bonding mumbo jumbo. I probably won't go.</p>

<p>I think it's pretty obvious what's gonna happen there. Some crazy drug dealing, which is gonna lead to some ditzy people. Then there will be some ungodly sights.</p>

<p>Well, it'll be the perfect opportunity for...</p>

<p>"Yeah, I so did [insert activity here] in a church!"</p>

<p>You'll all get struck by lightning..</p>

<p>If I were you I would call the ACLU.</p>

<p>^^ Great idea. They'll get involved in anything that has to do with religion influencing young children.</p>

<p>The ACLU is for lovers.</p>

<p>what's a senior retreat? =&lt;/p>

<p>It's an end of the year thing where everyone from the grade is supposed to stay overnight somewhere and like talk about leadership and other things...and sometimes pray!! It's basically supposed to be quality time with your Senior homefries that you're probably never going to see again. Until a reunion or something.</p>

<p>I will not get a senior retreat...</p>

<p>All I know is that if your retreat is at a baptist church... be afraid...very afraid...lol.</p>

<p>DEVIL--COME OUT! (televangelist voice..)</p>

<p>a senior retreat is what?</p>

<p>I literally just explained it...go back to the first page, last post.</p>

<p>dvl already set the record straight.</p>

<p>My personal favorite is when the pastor/preacher/deacon/whatever starts touching foreheads and people start fainting...</p>