<p>While we’re at it, let’s make housing a right. And a regular supply of food. And health care. And an income. And books and DVDs and video games. And vacations. And then after we’ve built our perfect society (what can go wrong?) I’ll sit on my butt and not work and reap the benefit of all of the “rights” I haven’t earned while all you suckers go to work and earn it for me.</p>
<p>College should NOT be a right for a very good reason: despite what some people would like to believe, college is a means of improving one’s career prospects. Only rich people or government workers who don’t live in the real world believe that college is all about bettering oneself. That’s what the library and wikipedia are for, that’s what chat forums on the arts are for. College is for getting a job. I know this sticks in a lot of peoples’ craws, but that’s what it is.</p>
<p>Which means that college is an investment in oneself, and just as a company must either borrow the money or spend its own money in order to invest in a new factory or the research and development of a new product, and just like a restaurant must put up its own money to invest in better tables, furnishings, more eye-pleasing surroundings, and tastier food, and just like a car dealership must use their own money (or borrow it) to hang up shiny balloons or big stickers, or expand their lot, or print out loan application forms, an individual must pay for their own investment in their career. People complain, and quite rightly. when the government spends tax-payer money on a private company. The economic principles are the same if the government subsidizes college education.</p>
<p>If you are one of those people who wants to major in art or something (you know, one of those things you don’t actually need to go to college to become an expert at) and you don’t see college as a means to a career but as an act of enlightenment and self-improvement than clap clap clap for you. I happen to agree, I find learning about culture, history, the arts, etc. very fulfilling. But I would never be so vain or selfish as to think that somebody else ought to pay for it against their will. And that’s what making college a “right” would mean, forcing people to pay for my intellectual hobbies.</p>
<p>Many things are not considered a “right” and yet are common, even among the low-income. Most American households classified as impoverished by the government have such niceties as air conditioning, cell phones, fridges, ovens, a regular supply of food, color tvs, DVD players, current-gen video game consoles, cars, etc. These things have not been declared “rights” and yet they are affordable even to the poorest among us.</p>
<p>More to the point, college isn’t for everybody. In fact, I don’t even think it’s for most people, I think it’s for fifteen to thirty percent of the population, most other people would be better served in trade schools or apprenticeships. The problem is, most Americans these days have too much pride for an apprenticeship, they are too good to work their way up from the bottom, they want to start out making $50,000 a year in a field they love.</p>