<p>What’s the irony in your having $15?</p>
<p>This thread made me rofl.
And I would definitely read nYc91’s blog.</p>
<p>Just get laid already…</p>
<p>This is quite possibly the most pathetic read I’ve ever read.</p>
<p>Well, it was about 11 a.m when I saw her the first time and It’s 9 am now. If I go today it’ll be around 10:30; takes an hour to walk there. But I also have some library books due in a few days so I might wait until then. The irony in the $15 bucks is the fact that I’ve been broke the entire summer; the only reason I didn’t actively search for “love” earlier. But as soon as I said I’d wait, after making it through the summer without getting laid, now I have money and have found a potential mate.</p>
<p>It’s cloudy outside; It looks like it’s about to rain. I left the house when the sky looked like this before and ended up getting caught in a storm; I also didn’t have an umbrella and had to run about 5 blocks home in heavy rain. I went to the Atm so I could buy a hat, a sticky bun, condoms, and a pair of sunglasses but there wasn’t anything on my debit card, the entire reason I left in the first place. I was thinking about this girl all night. I prayed to God for a dream which would reveal exactly what would happen If I talked to her. I fell asleep, woke up, and I was really frisky; thought about sex a lot. It seems I did have a dream but I don’t remember it; maybe that means I would have sex? Though I also read an online future analysis yesterday that said something bad will happen. That was only one fortune though! Then I remembered in Episode 3:Revenge of the Sith, when Anakin Skywalker was given a negative fortune and out of fear became evil. From that I learned that the only thing that makes bad fortunes come true is by not living your life; never live in fear. If I do talk to her, I know exactly what I’m going to say, etc. I just wanted to hear other people’s comments, but cool advice though.</p>
<p>I’ll keep that in mind ab and thanks for your reply, though it’s interesting you said you’d be less inclined to sleep with me but you didn’t say you wouldn’t…yeah</p>
<p>I really hope to god that you’re just some really bad ■■■■■, but if not, holy hell, make a blog or something…</p>
<p>Reread the crap you just wrote; it’s incredibly creepy.</p>
<p>Dude, you have two posts. So you created a collegeconfidential account just to ask if you can have sex with a random girl that you just saw in the market… im sorry, but LOL</p>
<p>my advice is correct !!! some of you may laugh but Yo you dont know about me and women lmao i aint even lyinn … some1s gona say something about how they find that hard to believe for a ““CC’er”” but umm nothin wrong with browsin through some interesting topics on the College Life section lol this is the only 1 that i look through 1st year of college comin up for me</p>
<p>and lol to me startin a blog that would be funny</p>
<p>I love you, nYc :)</p>
<p>hahaha … thanks</p>
<p>Dude, what’s happened. Update us.</p>
<p>Wow, you’re pathetic. </p>
<p>But what’s more pathetic is that you assume this girl is willing to f’ck at the snap of a finger.</p>
<p>Now that he has nYc’s advice she will. That is, if she’s human…</p>
<p>one question op, are you a genius or are you a genius.</p>
<p>I’ll be returning my books tomorrow so if I do ask her out I’ll do it then. I thought about this yesterday and although I do find her attractive, in the grand scheme I’d rather wait for a relationship but there is something about her that keeps my attention. I never said at the snap of a finger, there would of course be a phone conversation first. Regardless of what happens, I’ll be making my own decisions anyway; If I decide to chase then It’ll be cool but at the same time being patient will also have advantages as well.</p>
<p>So does she get a say in this plan to randomly have sex? Or does her answering the phone signify her agreement?</p>
<p>I still dont know what give you the impression that she wishes to have sex with you…</p>
<p>You sound like a huge douc…nevermind.</p>
<p>“Or does her answering the phone signify her agreement?”</p>
<p>Don’t you know its a secret code that if you pick up the phone you are signifying you wanna have sex? Rapists have figured it out.</p>
<p>I am never answering my phone again. </p>
<p>Unless Mario Lopez is calling.</p>