Signs that the Religious Right runs your school

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<p>The Religious Right is the fringe group with too much power. Their job is to restrict individual freedom as much as possible in the name of moral values. Here are the warning signs that the Religious Right has taken over your school:</p>

<li>There would be homework in the summer.</li>
<li>You’d have to take AP classes to the hilt or be an immoral infidel.</li>
<li>Being 3 seconds late for class lands you in detention.</li>
<li>Being 3 seconds late for class lands you in in-school suspension.</li>
<li>You’d always be buried in homework the way Florida was always flooded with water this year.</li>
<li>Students who score in the 1500s on the SAT would retake it in the hope of earning a perfect 1600.</li>
<li>Students who don’t aspire to attend an Ivy-level colleges are underachievers or lazy scumbags.</li>
<li>Your mission as a student would be to have the best-looking transcript, and any deviation from this would be considered an immoral act.</li>
<li>Anyone who isn’t all-state something, Varsity something, yearbook editor, newspaper editor, class president, or Nobel Prize winner is an underachieving lazy immoral scumbag.</li>
<li>You’d get busted if caught with Britney Spears CDs or other merchandise.</li>
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<p>okay...can you say lame?</p>

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<p>yes.</p>

<p>lame.</p>

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<p>this has the potential to get ugly.
i can say it too. sound it out... lame!</p>

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<p>he probably got the "Religious Right" mixed up with "Asian Parents"... which would have worked better...</p>

<p>Quite a confused lad maybe?</p>

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<p>Signs that the liberal left has taken over your school...</p>

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<li>Everyone smokes pot.</li>
<li>No homework.</li>
<li>Unisex washrooms. </li>
<li>On site abortion clinic.</li>
<li>Fraternization encouraged among students and teachers.</li>
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<p>Much bettter alukaszewicz!
One more sign that religion is slowly invading the school (what ever happened to separation of church and state):</p>

<p>You have the option to say the Pledge EVERYDAY with the line "one nation under God"</p>

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<p>alukaszewicz... thats my kind of school.</p>

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<p>same here lol</p>

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<p>
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Signs that the liberal left has taken over your school...</p>

<ol>
<li>Everyone smokes pot.</li>
<li>No homework.</li>
<li>Unisex washrooms.</li>
<li>On site abortion clinic.</li>
<li>Fraternization encouraged among students and teachers.

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<p>You should add:</p>

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<li><p>Sports such as basketball, soccer, baseball, kickball, dodgeball, and track have been outlawed so you don't offend the unathletic.</p></li>
<li><p>Purple ink, not red ink, is used to grade tests to make them less intimidating.</p></li>
<li><p>When a child misbehaves, its NEVER the childs fault. Therefore, they should never be punished. Instead, it is always President Bush's fault.</p></li>
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<p>RELIGIOUS:
1. Anybody who don't join football are considered as queer.
2. If you thought of starting GSA (Gay Straight Allience), you'll find yourself in a middle of nowhere next morning.
3. Anybody who questions the school rule will be sent to room 101.</p>

<p>LIBERALS:
1. 1 percent of student population says the Pledge of Alligience.
2. Even the part "under god" is changed to "under Canada".
3. Everybody knows that ala carte sells marijuana secretly.</p>

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<p>Oh, and I wanna add one more to both:
4. Somehow everybody comes to CC, and students can pretty much have at least 2 hour discussion by just bashing about some conservative-biased (liberal-biased for religious one) users.</p>

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<p>Let's put my school through the test.</p>

<ol>
<li>There would be homework in the summer.</li>
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<p>Yep.</p>

<ol>
<li>You'd have to take AP classes to the hilt or be an immoral infidel.</li>
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<p>Sounds like my Magnet school, yep.</p>

<ol>
<li>Being 3 seconds late for class lands you in detention.</li>
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<p>Has happened before.</p>

<ol>
<li>Being 3 seconds late for class lands you in in-school suspension.</li>
</ol>

<p>Has happened before.</p>

<ol>
<li>You'd always be buried in homework the way Florida was always flooded with water this year.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep.</p>

<ol>
<li>Students who score in the 1500s on the SAT would retake it in the hope of earning a perfect 1600.</li>
</ol>

<p>Hahaha.. 1500s in my school? There has only been one, and that's my Sal! (Who is also on CC, by the way..) </p>

<ol>
<li>Students who don't aspire to attend an Ivy-level colleges are underachievers or lazy scumbags.</li>
</ol>

<p>Naah.. students who aspire to attend these sorta universities are usually seen as the nerds and the geeks..</p>

<ol>
<li>Your mission as a student would be to have the best-looking transcript, and any deviation from this would be considered an immoral act.</li>
</ol>

<p>Hahaha.. Your mission as a student is to ** graduate ** which 2/3rds fail to do.</p>

<ol>
<li>Anyone who isn't all-state something, Varsity something, yearbook editor, newspaper editor, class president, or Nobel Prize winner is an underachieving lazy immoral scumbag.</li>
</ol>

<p>* :: mumbles :: yeah.. right *</p>

<ol>
<li>You'd get busted if caught with Britney Spears CDs or other merchandise.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep. You'd get your butt whupped.</p>

<ol>
<li>Anybody who don't join football are considered as queer.</li>
</ol>

<p>Naah..</p>

<ol>
<li>If you thought of starting GSA (Gay Straight Allience), you'll find yourself in a middle of nowhere next morning.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep.</p>

<ol>
<li>Anybody who questions the school rule will be sent to room 101.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep.</p>

<p>Signs that the liberal left has taken over your school...</p>

<ol>
<li>Everyone smokes pot.</li>
</ol>

<p>Hahaha. Yep. At least 90%. On campus, too.</p>

<ol>
<li>No homework.</li>
</ol>

<p>Nope. I wish.</p>

<ol>
<li>Unisex washrooms. </li>
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<p>Damn.. almost like it though.. guys go into girl's restrooms, and it's not for urinary purposes, either..</p>

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<li>On site abortion clinic.</li>
</ol>

<p>They can do every sort of birth-prevention except abortion. (Our teen clinic can.)</p>

<ol>
<li>Fraternization encouraged among students and teachers</li>
</ol>

<p>Has happened before, a teacher supposedly married his student.</p>

<ol>
<li>Sports such as basketball, soccer, baseball, kickball, dodgeball, and track have been outlawed so you don't offend the unathletic.</li>
</ol>

<p>Has happened in some cases, yeap.</p>

<ol>
<li>Purple ink, not red ink, is used to grade tests to make them less intimidating.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep. Sometimes teachers do an "all-pass" curve.</p>

<ol>
<li>When a child misbehaves, its NEVER the childs fault. Therefore, they should never be punished. Instead, it is always President Bush's fault.</li>
</ol>

<p>No, it's always either the fault of the administrators * or * President Bush.</p>

<p>Gosh, I wanna get out of here.</p>

<ol>
<li>1 percent of student population says the Pledge of Alligience.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep.</p>

<ol>
<li>Even the part "under god" is changed to "under Canada".</li>
</ol>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ol>
<li>Everybody knows that ala carte sells marijuana secretly.</li>
</ol>

<p>Yep.</p>

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<p>number one sign the religioius right is running your sschool...
every week you ahve to watch a mandatory episode of fox 'news'.</p>

<p>the sad part is that some poor girl (or guy) on cc posted about how they have to do that at their school. depressing.</p>