<p>I want to take advantage of the $698 fee</p>
<p>And what's the difference between the two?</p>
<p>their bathrooms are alright i guess and some receptionists are hot (that’s where the condoms come in)</p>
<p>yup i remember seeing a superrr cute receptionist at the tang center once, easily a 9/10</p>
<p>The Tang Center is the health services building on Bancroft. It’s like a walk-in clinic/ resource center for students.</p>
<p>SHIP is the university insurance that you can receive (pay for) or opt out of.</p>
<p>I get free dental cleanings/ checkups with my SHIP.</p>
<p>tang provides condoms!?!?! ****. i would have saved so much money last semester had i known that!</p>
<p>The rubbers aren’t free.</p>
<p>Are the free condoms for SHIP people or for everyone???</p>
<p>Let’s see: Doctors are competent and you can get yourself checked out regularly for any health problems – I am a firm believer of preventative medicine.</p>
<p>And you probably already knew this, and while I don’t condone this, it is true. They hand out prescription-cum-party drugs like candy.</p>
<p>andrew: what is that? Is that like lube? Do they give lube? </p>
<p>**** no free condoms?! I was just assuming they were going to be free since they want us to be safe</p>
<p>just go to the berkeley free clinic on durant. they have free condoms. you can take as many as you want.</p>
<p>Actually, I think you have to supply your own lube, but that’s easy to find at Wal*Greens. What I was talking about was more in the category of powerful muscle relaxants, pain relievers, and psychotropic drugs. I DO NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR!!! But I knew plenty of people who used Tang as their personal drug grocer if you know what I mean.</p>
<p>‘prescription-cum-party drugs’</p>
<p>It’s sad when people use the word ‘cum’ properly and are then understood to be talking about something relating to ejaculate. Ha.</p>
<p>Yeah, people go to Tang and complain of a fake/exaggerated ailment, knowing exactly what they want to get. Pill-popping isn’t my thing, but to each their own.</p>
<p>yeah amphetamines are already easy to get a prescription for and I imagine that a college campus, especially one as competitive as Cal, would be very liberal with the Adderall.</p>
<p>great analogy Andrew, I can just imagine those quarter dispensors with stimulants in them, colorful “fun size” pill packets, the little dish of pills on the receptionist’s desk, oh the list goes on and on lol</p>
<p>@Bartleby: I blame the easy access to porn. And some of those pills are fun. 
Fun for me because I got to watch people act like ******bags while they were on them.</p>