<p>collegehopefull--You've discovered my secret!</p>
<p>You should hear what your ex's say about you.</p>
<p>It's pretty much divided between remorse over not staying with you, and hatred of the next girl.</p>
<p>Way to be a champ, champ.</p>
<p>There's a J Crew just off campus, students get 15% off.</p>
<p>Oh..couch duty...I'm not gonna lie, my mah teacher had some scary college stories (not about Yale though). He told his roomate to just put a sock on the door, but he never did. And sometimes he would wake up in the middle of the night hearing sounds..and there the roomate was with someone right above him....</p>
<p>Better than being in sexile, sleeping in a lounge sofa.</p>
<p>Collegehopefull, are you psychic?</p>
<p>Not yet.......</p>
<p>hahaa, not yet....</p>
<p>Is that meant to insinuate that you're having psychic thoughts about being psychic? ;)</p>
<p>That's how it works.</p>
<p>The first step to becoming psychic is having meta thoughts about your future psychic powers. Once you learn to read your future thoughts, generalising the cognition to others is supposed to be pretty easy.</p>
<p>^ damn, that almost sounded plausible.</p>
<p>Anywhoo, here is one of the best youtube videos ever (file this in with "kicked in the *****'' and ''charlie bit me'') : YouTube</a> - 50 cent?</p>
<p>Huh....I just noticed....VAGINA isn't censored....but its male counterpart, *****, is! </p>
<p>Strange!</p>
<p>You want a great YouTube vid?
YouTube</a> - Powerthirst
Best. Ever.</p>
<p>...and screw the feminists! Our *****es are not obscene; they're special! rofl</p>
<p>No, this.</p>
<p>YouTube</a> - Scarlet takes a tumble</p>
<p>(have patience...it's worth waiting out the whole thing)</p>
<p>^ That's pretty funny, but I still like Powerthirst better.
I also have verifiable proof that Powerthirst is hilarious:
it inspired both a scene in the movie Idiocracy (YouTube</a> - Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator) and a cutaway in Family Guy (YouTube</a> - Family Guy - Lasik Eye Center)</p>
<p>scarlet takes a tumble is HILARIOUS im so glad someone out there know about and appreciates it the way i do</p>
<p>You guys might like the vids by "Reckless Tortuga"....</p>
<p>Yes, the name is stupid. Yes, the videos are awesome.</p>
<p>Oh also, this is the video I was previously referring to: YouTube</a> - kicked in the penis</p>
<p>I just love that bit at the end; "You know what he did...?"</p>
<p>Scarlet takes a tumble is <em>hilarious</em>, but nothing beats "Ken Lee":</p>
<p>YouTube</a> - Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)</p>
<p>Also, hate to always refer to things much earlier in the thread ( time difference, alas!)/digress, but I did want to respond to Denebola's one statement:</p>
<p>"The thing about Jews is that we make up less then .2% (not 2% but .2%) of the world's population, but you can find some everywhere you go, even Ethiopia"</p>
<p>You should be aware that the Ethiopian Falasha/Beta Israel group is a native Jewish group of East Africa, and easily amongst one of the oldest of the global Jewish community. Although 85% of these individuals emigrated to Israel in the past three decades ( and arguably before that), it is still a relatively well-represented community and definitely a cardinal part of Ethiopia's cultural/religious patrimony.</p>
<p>Just FYI, the YouTube links will be removed as soon as a mod sees them. According to the TOS, you aren't allowed to link to them.</p>
<p>We're hoping that no one who has read these posts and understands that while we are in fact violating the terms of service will think we are doing so to disrupt the function of CC.</p>
<p>-Perhaps the moderators won't follow the letter/spirit of the law and will allow some incredibly stressed/worried adolescents their adolescence. </p>
<p>Here's hoping no one is so uptight that they flagged our posts!</p>
<p>Nope - just wanted to let you know what might happen. :)</p>
<p>India Rubber...you sound like you're trying to correct me on something, but I was referencing the Beta Israeli Jews when I said you can find Jews in Ethiopia (and you should know that Falasha is a pejorative term and means "exiles")
...so I don't really get what your point was? Can you explain it me?</p>