<p>How do I execute basic life skills?</p>
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<p>BWAHAHAHA! Richard Wright is a great writer. I don’t get the complaints either, it’s not like they are made to read trashy ghettofabulous books. All of the black writers I was “forced” to read for class are pretty good.
Yeah, those type of people peeve me too lol</p>
<p>Stereotypical posts? Hmmm…can’t think of anything people haven’t already posted here.</p>
<p>What’s the cutoff between the Ivy League schools that matter and the rest? Is it just HYP or does X also matter?</p>
<p>“Is my 2390 on the SAT going to keep me out of HYPSDFSDF!@DF?”</p>
<p>“Is it okay to screw people over in order to get what I want?”
“No…”
“BUT…(insert excuses here)”</p>
<p>For posts:
“What you don’t have is passion.”</p>
<p>And for thread titles:
“What is the [basic stat that could be determined with a quick google search] of [insert college here]?”</p>
<p>“[insert college here] vs. [insert college here]. help me decide!!!”</p>
<p>“Chances?”</p>
<p>“Why are X females attracted to Y males”</p>
<p>“I have no friends. How can I get friends even though I havn’t talked to any of my peers these past 3 years of college”</p>
<p>“Cornell/Duke/WashU/ITT Tech/South Harmon Institute of Technology is underrated and actually the best school in the world”</p>
<p>"i’m about to graduate college and havn’t kissed a girl yet. "</p>
<p>“I just finished 8th grade. What do I need to do to get into Harvard?”</p>
<p>please help my “friend” who (choose one) [cheated on test/cheated on significant other/stupidly ****ed off significant other/told his/her parents to (what Dick Cheney said) and now is confused why they won’t pay full price for a $50k school/did something incredibly stupid for which they deserve to pay the consequences but feel entitled not to because they don’t think they’re a bad kid after all].</p>
<p>what trait or preference is common to all caucasian females which I am able to exploit so that I may shamelessly hit that?</p>
<p>what trait or preference is common to all caucasian females which is preventing me from shamelessly hitting that?</p>
<p>god, this is fun :)</p>
<p>i got a 1750 on my SATs and a 3.2 GPA. Am I in at [insert selective school here]?</p>
<p>I’m a rich, spoiled, suburbian URM. Does my race mean I’m in at [insert selective school here]?</p>
<p>I missed 3 on an SAT section. Am I getting a 500?</p>
<p>“Are you worried about not finding a 100K+ job after graduation?”</p>
<p>I’m in 6th grade. Am I on the right track for top medical schools? </p>
<p>I’m in 7th grade - is it too late to start studying for the SATs?</p>
<p>this is great. just great!</p>
<p>“I’m a ■■■■■ that repeatedly complains that my [antisocial personality/degree/psychological disorder] is keeping me from [having friends/having a six figure job with only a bachelors immediately after graduation/being likeable] in order to garner [attention/envy/pity] from people who I believe to be less than me.”</p>
<p>“I’m a [non-white] guy/girl. Do white guys/girls find [non-white] guys/girls attractive? If so why not me / if not why not / if not there’s-no-good-reason-why-not-and-it’s-the-way-the-media-always-portrays…”</p>
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<p>i copy/pasted that from american history x, a movie you apparently need to see (it’s good)</p>
<p>“Which laptop should I buy for college, a Mac or a PC?”
- Confused</p>
<p>“Only losers who don’t understand computers would pay the extra $10,000 for a worthless P.O.S. MAC!”
- Windows Uber Alles</p>
<p>“Everybody knows that Macs are three times faster, never crash, and operate flawlessly in every way. Why buy a Yugo when you can get a Ferrari?”
- Apple Fanboi</p>
<p>“The only way to Stick it to The Man is to build your own Linux machine and run it entirely on public domain software, using electricity from off the grid.”
- Anarchee 4Ever</p>
<p>Why do people hate me just because I {insert dumb thing like do drugs, sell drugs, get good grades]</p>
<p>What should I major in"</p>
<p>What should I do with my life? Tell me, my therapist won’t</p>
<p>I hate our Valedictorian, they don’t deserve it because they (insert dumber thing- they are fat, black, greek, hispanic, dumb, they didn’t get a 36 on the act or even worse they took the act not the sat)</p>
<p>How do I win over this girl?</p>
<p>How do I get a bf/gf?</p>
<p>I am going to college and I want to hide that I am Black/ a girl/boy/ a nerd- HELP ME!</p>
<p>i got in to a top pre-med programme and im dying from the work. can i get some pity?</p>