<p>-Is it ok not enjoying parties when the opposite sex is around? I just want to go home and read a book/study/watch a movie.</p>
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<p>I was thinking of that movie. I just wasn’t sure if I was right because I haven’t seen it in years. Yes, it is very good. I would watch it if it came on TV again.</p>
<p>Why do Sicilians always self-segregate?</p>
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<p>American History X is a pretty graphic movie. They show that on television?</p>
<p>Oh, and …</p>
<p>“How do I tell my roommate I am straight?”</p>
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<p>At least on the cable or premium channels. That’s where I first saw it.</p>
<p>“Predictions of USNWR rankings”</p>
<p>“OMG Brown fell to #16”</p>
<p>“My parents make over 6 figures a year. How come I don’t qualify for financial aid? 
:(”</p>
<p>“I live in the basement of my house. Does that mean I’m independent?”</p>
<p>WOW guys! I love it! Does anyone remember the guy withe furby? the red eyes? “…play with me!”</p>
<p>I LOVED IT!</p>
<p>^ Hahaha! That was hilarious.</p>
<p>Your ECs are weak. You only cured cancer? Psh, if you want a shot at HYPSM or even any of the “lower Ivies” you’re gonna need to cure AIDS too.</p>
<p>I got a 750 on my CR on my SATs and some damn URM who got a 740, was a National Merit Finalist, had a 3.9 UW GPA, traveled the world building homes for families in third world countries, was the Poet Laureate at age 6, and won the Nobel Prize only got into Harvard over me because he was black.</p>
<p>You need to show your passion. Might you have a passion for X? Maybe you should develop one.
(Alternatively…) Help! I don’t have a passion! Help me decide on one!</p>
<p>Chance me at the IVIES and STANFORD plz@@~</p>
<p>How do you get a girlfriend/boyfriend in college?</p>
<p>I caught my friend cheating. What should I do about it?
(Response to the above) Nothing. Cheaters who don’t get caught should be commended for their shrewdness. Plus, everybody’s doing it.</p>
<p>Is X a hook?</p>
<p>Chance me for Ivies: MIT, Stanford, Hopkins, and Duke</p>
<p>LACs are better than universities because profs there actually acknowledge that undergrads exist. Who cares about the merits of a large research university, everyone for undergrad should go to a college with only 100 undergrads.</p>
<p>HSL:
“Official [something random] thread”
“is [this] good enough?”
“asians suck”
“do you [something random]?”
“would you do [this] over [that]”</p>
<p>etc…</p>
<p>Also</p>
<p>Help me I am inlove with my bestfriend that I have known since the womb and I don’t know how to tell him/her</p>
<p>What are the best stripper/clown schools</p>
<p>What schools will give me the best chance of hooking up with a model?</p>
<p>Is it true that {insert random top school} is really into accepting leprechauns</p>
<p>Is it ok to go to Johns Hopkins if I don’t want to be a doctor?</p>
<p>Help me find a prom [insert other event] date</p>
<p>Do you think I have a chance at [insert ivie or top school] I got a b once in elementary?</p>
<p>What are your stats so I can compare and gloat at how much better I am than you or at how much I deserve to be at that school than you</p>
<p>THE BEST:</p>
<p>Ivies are not that awesome, I chose [insert community college] over harvard- really</p>
<p>:p</p>
<p>THE CC CRUISE SHIP</p>
<p>welcome to the cc cruise ship, i am your host logicwarrior, anyone caught singing that andy samberg/tpain song will be thrown off no exceptions</p>
<p>in the back we have the crying ward, it’s divided into 3 subwards. first we have those who got a b, they are crying because they will not get into harvard, their lives are ruined so please don’t make fun of them. next we have the pmvd ward, please do not laugh or make any noise, he will think you are making fun of him. we have given him 300 full math classes because he does not want to do anything else. finally we have people who graduated and made under 100,000 dollars (hears laughter) yeah their pretty pathetic</p>
<p>k look in front of you OH NO!!!1! we have reached a deadly siren! all older men look away, the galoisen breed will snare you into his trap and take your money and self-respect!</p>
<p>lets continue our tour to the wall flower room, as you can see the walls are covered in flowery wallpaper, it’s kind of funny. these people have never touched a drink in their life and are kind of standing around being boring? i don’t know why i showed you this, i’m a little tipsy now myself on a weekday at 1230 am</p>
<p>ok well lets see the star attractions shall we? climb to the top of the boat with me its not that hard</p>
<p>ah here we go it’s the valedictorians themselves, look at them in their swimsuits and perfect bodies, they work them out in the 3 hours a day not spent studying, they can live without sleep you see</p>
<p>they are talking about stuff i don’t even understand, my sat score was only 2280 so that’s why i’m the matrie d and can only go up 2 times a day with guests</p>
<p>huh, what? look at this guy here, he went to the university of michigan, what a failure at life, that school has like a 50% acceptance rate and is only 25th or something he must be literally ■■■■■■■■</p>
<p>ok lets go back down here’s my room, i have 3 pet fish, a baby tiger shark, and a gay roommate, back on land i have a jaguar cause my family is so poor.</p>
<p>alright that’s the end of the tour, ladies are free to come to my room, the gay guy doesn’t bite but the tiger shark does</p>
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<p>Lulz 10char</p>
<p>“I’m taking honors bio + lab, honors calculus, organic chem+ lab, Intro to chem + lab, physics + lab, english honors and computer science- am I overloading? I want to become a doctor in two years.”
“Is going to college at 14 normal?”
“I’ve never tasted alcohol, am I weird?”
“How do I get a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“What should I bring to college?”
“What kind of computer do most college students use?”
“I’m perfect. Chance me for Harvard.”
“I only got a 760 on my SAT writing, what steps should I take next? Is my life over?”</p>
<p>Stereotypical CC threads:</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/home-schooling-college/707359-good-enough-courseload-hypsm.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/home-schooling-college/707359-good-enough-courseload-hypsm.html</a>
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-subject-tests-preparation/731728-taking-bio-chem-math-ii-lit-world-us-history-too-many-sats.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-subject-tests-preparation/731728-taking-bio-chem-math-ii-lit-world-us-history-too-many-sats.html</a>
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/harvard-university/722292-applying-harvard-how-good-my-courseload.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/harvard-university/722292-applying-harvard-how-good-my-courseload.html</a>
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/666108-what-my-chances-getting-into-hymps.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/666108-what-my-chances-getting-into-hymps.html</a>
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-admissions/664854-impossible-get-into-hypsm-without-aps.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-admissions/664854-impossible-get-into-hypsm-without-aps.html</a>
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/harvard-university/666073-how-can-people-improve-their-chances.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/harvard-university/666073-how-can-people-improve-their-chances.html</a></p>
<p>:D</p>
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<p>LOL. Don’t forget the Lakrosse/Wutangfinancial ward - though you have to look behind the countertop or you won’t be able to see them.</p>
<p>^Out of curiosity, who’re they?</p>
<p>This thread is full of WIN, btw. :)</p>