<p>I know. I hope being a private-eye isn’t her day job. Stick with quilting and befriending cats.</p>
<p>My mom wants me to go to Harvard!! I know I have a 2350 on my SATs and over 250 hours of community service and 3 pages full of ECs…but I just want to go to Lehman College!</p>
<p>My mom got an A- in her lamaze class :(. Are my chances at HYPMS ruined?</p>
<p>Even though I go to this nerdy website, I think you’re a geek/loser/nerd/dork/social ■■■■■■ because you don’t act like a drunken ass and smoke trees 'til they blaze all Thursday-Friday-Saturday night. I bet you’re a fat, fugly VIRGIN as well! HAHAHAHA ****in luser!</p>
<p>I’m taking 4 AP courses and self-studying 4 more. I’m working two internships and have 500+ hours of community service. It’s my senior year and I don’t want to miss out on the parties. Will I have a social life?</p>
<p>And then all the Jersey sucks/Cornell sucks threads.</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/1063171033-post15.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/1063171033-post15.html</a></p>
<p>At my school, we get to pick a name for our senior parking spot. I chose 4A 4B 52 – my initials in hexadecimal. This may not apply to you very well, but pick something unique.</p>
<p>“How do I find a gf being an engineer?”</p>
<p>4.0 mech eng major
ca community college with tag/igetc</p>
<p>chance me for santa cruz, riverside, and merced!</p>
<p>“BUMP” (lol this is me)</p>
<p>“I got a 2400 on the SAT! should I retake?” (sadly not me)</p>
<p>I can’t decide between Fashion Institute of Technology and UCLA Film School! </p>
<p>[complete lack of information about poster’s life that might give people a clue how to help poster]</p>
<p>“[top ranked university in Country A] versus [top ranked university in Country B]?”</p>
<p>“I’m an overbearing intellectual who wears coke-bottled glasses, has the hair of a chia pet, and snorts when I talk…why don’t girls like me?”</p>
<p>And don’t even get me started on those obnoxious abbreviations and internetisms. Ex: “my S/D…”, “HYPSM”, “bump”, “10 char”</p>
<p>Columbia totally doesn’t deserve to be in the top 4 of the US News Rankings. It somehow invalidates my worth as a human being if Columbia is now considered one or two places higher than my own top-10 school.</p>
<p>hi i have no friends in kollege how do i got girl ???</p>
<p>on a NU chances thread that I really just read :</p>
<p>you need to get your 32 ACT up since that is just avg.</p>
<p>i don’t know if anyone remembers the girl that accidentally wrote “clam fart” on her Yale application. I STILL laugh when I think of that thread.</p>
<p>(Post at 11:30 PM on a Friday or Saturday night):</p>
<p>I’ve been to school for two whole weeks, why haven’t I met my lifelong, best friends yet?</p>
<ol>
<li> Chance me for XXXX elite university</li>
<li> Why are so many college students/professors socialist nutjobs?</li>
<li> Will I be discriminated against because I’m gay/tranny/black/Asian/white/male/female/Christian/Muslim/JarJar?</li>
<li> College isn’t the big sex party I thought it would be!</li>
<li> What’s the difference between these two types of engineering majors?</li>
<li> Is my art/philosophy/English/history/psychology/business/education/music/film/gay studies degree worthless?</li>
<li> What does XXXX major pay?</li>
<li> I really hate XXXX, who agrees?</li>
<li> Recommend a book/movie/school/major/study abroad program.</li>
<li> Should I go greek?</li>
<li> Should guns/coed showers/motorcycles/cheating/pets/protesting/vandalism/drugs/drinking be allowed on campuses?</li>
<li> Help!!! I’m having a problem with XXXXXX (followed by a three page paragraph on what their problem is)</li>
</ol>
<p>You only have 100 posts and i have 10,000, so your a ■■■■■ and dont know anything.</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>I’m a parent who lives here and i run this.</p>
<p>^Wow, methinks thou doth protest too much. Pretty soon, people will actually think you’re a college student. Good Job!</p>
<p>I’ve only personally known one true CC-er and this is his/her story:</p>
<p>OMG I have a personal recommendation letter from a respected professor that I worked with over the summer at MIT and I have perfect scores in everything and omg I have this disability which I have obviously overcome to achieve my almost perfect scores in almost every class. I DON’T THINK MIT WILL ACCEPT ME. MY LIFE WILL BE OVER BECAUSE IT IS CENTERED AROUND WHAT VALUE ADMISSION BOARDS GIVE ME.</p>
<p>Day of Early Action Decisions: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.</p>
<p>YEAAAAHHHH ACCEPTED. (note: “accepted” is in huge font and in red text.)
…I’m going to wait for the rest of my school decisions in December. Y’know, something better might come up; maybe I’ll get enough money to consider going somewhere else (however inferior).</p>
<p>(In the meantime: Every single high school homework assignment is now referred to as a “problem set” and if this person is commenting on your wall, you can bet it’s going to slyly or blatantly mention the fact that s/he got into MIT.)</p>
<p>Mmhmm. I hate you, CC incarnate.</p>