<p>“You are beginning to think like a real business-man.”
“Business-woman.”</p>
<h2>“I don’t think that’s a word…”</h2>
<p>Visual arts</p>
<p>Practices snooty expressions in the mirror, daydreams about their own “mixed media installations” in fashionable NYC loft museums, is deeply ashamed that they were born to middle-class suburban parents, but will one day try to cash in on their “humble background” to score political points in a conversation about how Wal-Mart kills the poor.</p>
<p>Auto repair (yes, I’m broadening out into certificates and two-year degrees).</p>
<p>Realized the importance of continuing education and knows what he/she wants to do with his/her life. probably somewhat goal-oriented. Likes cars and enjoys helping people. Probably isn’t an elitist, bitter, hateful jerk. </p>
<p>international political economy</p>
<p>Wants to be a DC hot shot</p>
<p>English</p>
<p>Wants to be a writer, but will end up delivering pizza.</p>
<p>Botany</p>
<p>Asian girl who marries an engineer…and gets possessed by a Pagh Wraith.</p>
<p>Dental assistant.</p>
<p>hmm…someone who likes to take orders from someone else.</p>
<p>anthropology / archaeology</p>
<p>probably imagined he/she would grow up to be Indiana Jones or the like but will most likely end up with a depressing 9-5 office job after a not-so-brief stint as a hotel maintenance man. </p>
<p>environmental engineering</p>
<p>very green, slightly arrogant, but means well and wants to make a difference. wants to get involved with alternative energy but desnt quite have the math skills for chemical/mechanical engineering. probably is a big fan of granola.</p>
<p>mechanical engineering major, math minor.</p>
<p>Is incredibly annoyed when people assume he’s an auto mechanic, to the point of almost punching people. Plans to get a PhD in either mech.eng or physics.</p>
<p>Industrial engineering.</p>
<p>Practical person who loves math or possibly someone who doesn’t like math but wanted a major that would sound impressive to parents and society.</p>
<p>Earth Science (with a concentration in Geophysics and Seismology)</p>
<p>Will end up working on some kind of city review committee ****ing off construction guys </p>
<p>Japanese Studies</p>
<p>Japnese Studies: Anime geeks who insert random Japanese words into their English sentences who also cosplay, eat pocky, and look at Hentai.</p>
<p>Marine Science/Oceanography</p>
<p>^^Somebody who spent too much time at seaworld as a kid.</p>
<p>Double major in International Realtions and Political Science.</p>
<p>Someone who wants to become president (or some other top ranking official).</p>
<p>Astronomy</p>
<p>A crazy nutjob who thinks he or she will make an astounding discovery and change the world but will end up being a high school teacher.</p>
<p>French</p>
<p>Somebody who loves France, but doesn’t wanna live there.</p>
<p>English Literature.</p>
<p>English literature: someone who lacked the interest or the ability required for a more practical major and will probably not make a lot of money. However, these people will have a fun time in college and their writing practice makes them sound smart when they talk.</p>
<p>Paleontology</p>
<p>Wants to be Indiana Jones; ends up like Ross on Friends</p>
<p>International Security and Philosophy double major</p>
<p>A worldly person.</p>
<p>Latin</p>