<p>Wants to write the modern A Tree Grows in Brooklyn</p>
<p>Chemical engineering major with a history minor</p>
<p>Wants to write the modern A Tree Grows in Brooklyn</p>
<p>Chemical engineering major with a history minor</p>
<p>Animal Planet Pt. 2 creator</p>
<p>Music and math major, physics minor</p>
<p>SO WANTS A JOB AT A BIG BANK⦠Wonāt get one :(</p>
<p>Psychology and Education.</p>
<p>Long-term TA, gets a high school teaching job as they expand their electives. Always biting their nails as budget cuts threaten their job year by year. Writes naive but enlightening blogs on the great debate in the education system of ātraditional academics vs. the arts.ā</p>
<p>Philosophy and Film Making double major. (although most film production programs require exclusiveness)</p>
<p>Wants to make deep movies, like really deep.</p>
<p>American and English Literature BA.</p>
<p>Will work in fast food while s/he āgets back on his feet.ā</p>
<p>Marketing communications/Advertising major with a minor in film production.</p>
<p>Moderately successful eBay business selling tat to idiots.</p>
<p>American and English Lit.</p>
<p>Person who likes wearing northface and exercise
Does not have any particular interest or talent so will do it because they always liked family vacations in the outdoors</p>
<p>Systems Security with a minor in Korean</p>
<p>Wants to be the next Eric Taylor from Friday Night Lights. Not gonna happen.</p>
<p>Comp sci major, art history minor</p>
<p>Have dreams of being the next Mark Zuckerburg. As he sat in his art history classes doing programming āThefacebookā </p>
<p>Doctor Without a Script (do everything except your dissertation) in Theatre History with a Masters in Poli Sci.</p>
<p>Wants to write plays about politics in the 18th century?</p>
<p>Double major in Political Theory & Constitutional Democracy and History</p>
<p>Trying to learn from the past and still has hope for the future democratic process. </p>
<p>Major in International Management and minor in Studio Art.</p>
<p>Will end up drawing murals of world peace</p>
<p>Math and German double major</p>
<p>Neo-nazi that uses math as a tool for the Fourth Reich.</p>
<p>Finance and Accounting Double Major</p>
<p>Thinks heās āso uniqueā, but will end up trying to distinguish himself in weird ways, like all other wanna be investment bankersā¦</p>
<p>Government major (no minors or second majors)</p>
<p>Dreams of being one hell of a lobbyist. And they will but it require persistence. Meanwhile he or she will be a research associate to an Ari Gold like politician. Waiting for the day to break free.</p>
<p>Sports Management with a minor in media productions.</p>
<p>Wants to make absolutely sure those replays make his star quarterback look GOOD. </p>
<p>Plant Biology and Business Administration, dabbled in Elementary Education.</p>
<p>Confusedā¦</p>
<p>Neuroscience major, bio and psych minors</p>
<p>Obsessed with the body and the mind. Wants to know how people work</p>
<p>Psychology major, Communications minor</p>
<p>Not good enough for a real science degree.</p>
<p>Animation</p>