<p>blue turf, napoleon dynamite, and potatoes…honestly, what else is there in idaho?</p>
<p>UVA</p>
<p>WashU’s fraternal twin</p>
<p>Carnegie Mellon</p>
<p>Edit: I posted too late!</p>
<p>Carnegie Mellon – hmm, pursuing something in the sciences, research, all that fun stuff.</p>
<p>Barnard College</p>
<p>Raging lesbian and feminist Marxist who once spent a night sleeping on a park bench to show her solidarity for the homeless. Also, her parents make a seven-figure income and she will never work at a real private-sector job a day in her life, beyond being a barrista at an alt coffee house.</p>
<p>Alright, the above poster didn’t give one, so I’ll give one that people have not said. </p>
<p>UNC-CH</p>
<p>Where Duke guys go to get girls.</p>
<p>UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN IOWA!</p>
<p>feels like they’re better than the folks in southern iowa, but isn’t entirely sure why. </p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Villanova University</p>
<p>Upper class Catholics crawling with venereal disease. Hemp necklaces galore.</p>
<p>Full Sail</p>
<p>^ desperate about attracting more students</p>
<p>Grinnell College</p>
<p>out in the cornfields, going stir-crazy, and tempted to jump at rushing trains. </p>
<p>…</p>
<p>Bryn Mawr College</p>
<p>One big sorority. A sorority with lots of hot butch lesbians.</p>
<p>Northwestern</p>
<p>Cliques. Self-segregation. Everyone’s stressed out, unable to relax cuz of the quarter system and all. People join clubs to pad resumes. People in WCAS are pre-law or pre-med. Crazy competition. </p>
<p>Tulane.</p>
<p>Burnt to the ground since the superbowl</p>
<p>Penn State</p>
<p>Beer. Frats. Beer. And 24-hour worshiping of the great one, Joe Paterno (who probably knew Jesus back in the day himself)</p>
<p>Gonzaga</p>
<p>West Coast Jesuits</p>
<p>Providence College</p>
<p>Private school for rich people who aren’t academically inclined (as in why wouldn’t you go to a far better public college for far less money)?</p>
<p>Johns Hopkins University</p>
<p>Full of LAX-crazed (“lax-bros”) pre-med guys.</p>
<p>Lehigh</p>
<p>All I can think of is that OLD TV show “College Bowl”</p>
<p>Deep Springs</p>
<p>Really smart guys who are that same time really creepy and arrogant (why else would you want to live on a farm run by some random dude and perform manual labor for him? And why are no girls allowed??!)</p>
<p>UCLA</p>
<p>bunch of hippies.</p>
<p>Duquesne</p>