<p>Mid-Altlantic Catholic.</p>
<p>Caltech</p>
<p>Guys who were building nuclear reactors for HS science fairs, and Asians who make Will Hung look like Jackie Chan.</p>
<p>Brown</p>
<p>Hippie who’s majoring in something liberal artsy, wears Toms, is into alternative energy and cringes at the sight of a water bottle because it’s like a lethal injection for the earth. </p>
<p>University of Texas at Austin</p>
<p>White guys from a conservative family in Texas, (couldn’t think of anything else lol)</p>
<p>Bowdoin</p>
<p>Elmer in admissions is amazing. </p>
<p>Haverford</p>
<p>Tired of correcting elderly people when they misheard and mistakenly state “Ohh you’re going to Harvard? Harvard! How lovely dear!”</p>
<p>Swarthmore</p>
<p>home to the intellectual anti-social type who applied to the ivies but probably didn’t get in.</p>
<p>wellesley</p>
<p>Spells the word woman with a “y”. Gives off a strong lesbian vibe and doesn’t shave.</p>
<p>Reed</p>
<p>quoting princeton review: “Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarians”</p>
<p>Elon</p>
<p>Ok I’ll quote the princeton review - </p>
<p>"Not everyone here is rich, Southern, and dresses like an Easter egg. They are hardly your stereotypical rich kids, as "the majority of students at Elon simply want to make a difference in one way or another. very community-service based school”. </p>
<ul>
<li>Loved the Easter Egg Quote</li>
</ul>
<p>Ok the last poster didn’t give one. So I will start it off.</p>
<p>Carnegie Mellon</p>
<p>Nerdy guys who are really good with computers.</p>
<p>The University of Chicago.</p>
<p>“where fun goes to die”</p>
<p>Stanford</p>
<p>Can’t really think of anything bad to say about Stanford other than they don’t like the plural. (Cardinal…?)</p>
<p>University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)</p>
<p>Huge place for kids who like Harvard and Yale but didn’t stand a chance (because their colors are Harvard Crimson and Yale blue).</p>
<p>Dartmouth</p>
<p>Wealthy jocks that didn’t get into HYP.</p>
<p>Caltech</p>
<p>Has more valedictorians on their basketball team than students who played high school basketball.</p>
<p>Penn State</p>
<p>^ Loved Quantum Hoops lol… Anyway back to the game:</p>
<p>Penn state: Partying Joe Pa worshippers</p>
<p>Boston College</p>
<p>Backup College </p>
<p>Notre Dame</p>
<p>Where everyone in my neighborhood goes, and then talks about forever afterwards.</p>
<p>Hampshire</p>