<p>that reminds me...</p>
<p>People think that Chicago is the capitol of Illinois at my school...UM WE FREAKIN LIVE IN ILLINOIS. Oy.</p>
<p>on a school trip to washington dc:
girl:"look its the white house."
entire bus: "nope thats the capitol.
girls friend: "o, well its kinda the same thing."</p>
<p>(We're in chem lab)
Me: Be careful with that NaOH! It's caustic!</p>
<p>Chem partner: Wtever.</p>
<p>(he spills it on himself)</p>
<p>Chem partner: Ow!! I based myself!</p>
<p>During a role playing typ thing in History class -- "The Constitution is unconstitutional!"</p>
<p><em>entire class laughs</em></p>
<p>Oh and in religion class last year -- "Was Moses Jewish?"</p>
<p>girl: "what are cleats?"</p>
<p>girl 1: somebody already picked england. pick another country.
girl 2: ok fine. we'll take europe then.
girl 1: stupid. i said a different country.</p>
<p>well this doesn't count for students but i think this shud be included. in my AP bio class I have a kid named ahmed</p>
<p>Ap Bio teacher: Ahmed do you watch 24?
Ahmed: No...
Teacher: BTW am i saying your name right? Is is Ahk med or Ah med?</p>
<p>LMFAO it was so funny. This was after the 2 hour primiere of 24 last sunday.</p>
<p>2 Different Girls have said this to me:</p>
<p>"I can remember things really well. I have like a photogenic memory."</p>
<p>Probably a third of my US history class in 10th grade thought that Seattle was the capitol of Washington State. Yes, my school is in Washington.</p>
<p>one i get all the time is people saying i'm set for getting into colleges cuz of my minority status-that i'm jewish</p>
<p>3 months into ap physics...girl-whats horizontal?</p>
<p>ap lang-whats an anecdote?</p>
<p>a quiz is put up on the board...we went over answers right away after...
some kid-i misread that 3 as a 5 cuz i have real bad eyesight
teacher-ok, if your answer reflects that correctly you can have the point
girl-i didn't really understand the material very well, if my answers reflect that, can i get the points (she was serious)</p>
<p>I heard this in the halls today. </p>
<p>"yo, Ben Franklin's my man, he invented the basketball"</p>
<p>Alaska is a state right? And there are 52 states correct?</p>
<p>A lot of people think there are 52 states...it's because of Alaska and Hawaii I guess. Still unacceptable though...</p>
<p>In Latin, talking about vocab definitions:</p>
<p>Kid (getting worked up): It means lie! L-Y!</p>
<p>"herd this from someone.</p>
<p>Biology teacher: Even sperm has sugar in it.
girl (15 yrs old) : then how come it doesn't taste sweet?"</p>
<p>I have to finish the punchline: </p>
<p>The teacher looked grimly at the girl, and said "because the taste buds that taste sweetness are at the front of your tongue, not at the back of your throat."</p>
<p>XXDDD</p>
<p>ASC that is brilliant. I LOL'D.</p>
<p>Apparently there was some discussion about the Holocaust so a girl raises her hand and being totally serious said the following: "So....wait...the Holocaust ISN'T a Jewish holdiday????"</p>
<p>I nearly died.</p>
<p>
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"So....wait...the Holocaust ISN'T a Jewish holdiday????"
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</p>
<p>WOW.......</p>
<p>Biology teacher: The human sperm is made up of 15% proteins and 85% glucose, or sugar.</p>
<p>Stupid girl: Then why does it taste salty?</p>
<p>hahahahahahahahaha</p>
<p>
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Stupid girl: Then why does it taste salty?
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</p>
<p>Indeed, a very stupid girl. :D I would've loved to see the teacher's reaction to that. lol</p>
<p>While discussing the dreary clothing colors in Scarlet Letter:</p>
<p>"Puritans dressed in black and white? Oh, I guess since they came on the Mayflower, and flowers are colorful, I thought they wore colorful clothes."</p>