<p>OK, I know everyone’s more concerned about their acceptances/rejections at the moment, but I’m having a crisis. My life depends upon your answers. Sort of.</p>
<p>So I’ve been avoiding all schools with a swim test. And today I learned that Chicago requires students pass a swim test. UH ***. Therefore I have many serious questions:</p>
<li><p>Under what circumstances is the swimming test conducted? (With dozens of kids standing around watching, waiting their turn? A one-lifeguard audience?)</p></li>
<li><p>How many lengths must one swim? In what fashion (e.g., will doggy-paddling suffice)?</p></li>
<li><p>Can one be clothed?</p></li>
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<p>That’s it! It’s just… I am so self-conscious; it’s crazy. I can survive in water without dying, but I don’t know real swim strokes. I can kick on my back and doggy-paddle and such. But I can’t really swim, and I certainly cannot imagine myself being seen in a swimming suit. Gaaah. I know no one will make fun of me or whatever, but I’ll think they’re looking…</p>
<p>I’m so sorry to be a bother. But I really like Chicago, and this is a silly reason to hate a school.</p>