<p>A cornucopia of goodies will be coming your way in April, with upbeat developments in travel, career, money, romance, home, and family. Your possibilities for progress will be impressive on all fronts in this highly productive, satisfying month. Wow! Do as much as you can this month, dear Capricorn, because from May 7 to 30, Mercury will be retrograde. Long story short: THIS will be your golden month, so be decisive and make your most important moves before you get to May.</p>
<p>okay you guys, this is creepy
In terms of health, this same full moon may bring surgery or an important dental procedure to your attention, and actually, it may be scheduled for sometime between April 8 and 13. If so, you have fine aspects to Jupiter, which rules, among other things, healing and vitality. As you see, you’ll have an excellent chance of success with this procedure. Jupiter is currently visiting your twelfth house, the area of the chart ruling hospitals, physical therapy, rehab, and other areas that we go to from time to time to get well.</p>
<p>i got my wisdom teeth removed a week ago, and i’m really healthy, never had surgery, any major dental work… so it’s not like i’m prone to “surgery or important dental work”
and about it being “a successful procedure” i know a lot of people swell like chipmunks or kanye after but i had zero swelling!</p>
<p>may horoscopes are up !! </p>
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<p>LMAO she got me so good for April, I did break up with my girl in the middle of the month who was a pisces, good news did come on the 24th (UCLA!), and I did start working out again around the same time.</p>
<p>Sagittarius BTW.</p>
<p>I’m gonna check out the one’s for May.</p>
<p>i don’t understand the novelty found in reading horoscopes… even for kicks.</p>
<p>^ I don’t really believe in horoscopes…but it’s fun when it turns out the way you want it! lol</p>
<p>yeah… i should rephrase that… i understand what the novelty is… i just can’t experience it candidly. i always end up thinking, ‘astrology is stupid and so is anyone affiliated with it.’</p>
<p>i think i’m just a cynical pryck, incapable of enjoying just about anything.</p>
<p>yes, cynical indeed! ;)</p>
<p>you’re a prick, not a pryck ;)</p>
<p>i didn’t think it’d allow me to write ‘prick’.</p>
<p>Mehhh. You know how I feel about them, but I read it…but now I’m sleepy. :/</p>
<p>Waiting…TWO days. ;P</p>
<p>I’m a Libra, and nothing turned out like the horoscope said it would. NOTHING.</p>
<p>I was really hoping I would experience a lightening of the workload, but alas, it never came to be. In fact, I have more work!</p>