my horoscope.. SUCKS!

<p>"Do not assume that you’ll have someone, most likely an authority figure, eating out of your hand. This is a day where excuses or explanations may well let you off the hook, but not indefinitely. Half-hearted efforts on your part will be detected, either late tonight or, more likely, tomorrow morning! "</p>

<p>Gemini:</p>

<p>Translation- All your confidence is false. Prepare for Rejection. Today your crappy application might get you admitted.... BUT not 'indefinitely'. You will be rescinded in a week or so. "Half-hearted efforts on your part will be detected, either late tonight or, more likely, tomorrow morning!" OH MY GOD I DID ONE OF MY ESSAYS AT THE LAST MINUTE!!</p>

<p>THEY KNOW!!!!</p>

<p>YALE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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<p>Lol horoscopes are so fake. They are written to fit everyone. But this one is just perfect for today haha.</p>

<p>Mine are always right!</p>

<p>Totally do not believe in them
I dunno, but they just seem not fitting for me</p>