The College Admission Song

Applying to College
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<p>Testgrader
By alebed01</p>

<p>High School 2001 to 2003,
made his friends believe you could last so long there
and 3 years, is forever when you're just a moron kid so
I stayed in school forever
Testgrader
when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the fame
Testgrader</p>

<p>Community College 2004 to 2005,
i lost both of my friends to the adult high school
now you should never have to watch your only friends lowered to that ground
I mean you should
never have to be smarter than your own friends
Testgrader
when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the fame
Testgrader</p>

<p>Earing around two ears
Pocket full of angel dust
two to three sniffs
and we all fall up</p>

<p>Testgrader
when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the test
oh TestGrader</p>

<p>Mcdonalds job, March to July
I flipped their hamburgers like the devil until the day I died
when I flipped up the oven, the methane exploded like a flying trapeze
oh, my life 1986 to 2005</p>

<p>Testgrader
when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the fame
Testgrader</p>

<p>when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the fame
I can feel the fame
I can feel the fame
Testgrader</p>

<p>Testgrader
when you grade my test
could you make it perfect
so that I can feel the fame
Testgrader</p>

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<p>rate my songs...</p>

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<p>Rate My Songs.. Cause Tommorow Im Gonna Do Exotic Songs!!</p>

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<p>hahaha :) you should record these and put them online they would spread like wildfire</p>

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<p>good idea..
wat song do u think will do best??</p>

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<p>903 visits so far just the lyrics..
i wonder how many ppl will download the real thing</p>

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<p>OMG Im in f***ing tears dude that destinies child is hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!</p>

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<p>which one of the parodies</p>

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<p>i like both destiny's child ones... if you recorded them and put a link here we would download and send them to our friends</p>

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<p>i still like the first one the best haha</p>

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<p>ur screenname says u must like the "I kill you.. I'm gonna snort you crack" one..
lol</p>

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<p>the first one was awesome</p>

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<p>[Intro]
SAAAAAAAAAAAAT..
SAAAAAAAAAAAAT..</p>

<p>[Chorus - Alebed01]
When the test's in the crib ma
Take it like it's hot
Take it like it's hot
Take it like it's hot
When the verbal tries to get at ya
Guess it like it's hot
Guess it like it's hot
Guess it like it's hot
And if the proctor get an attitude
Flirt him like he's hot
Flirt him like he's hot
Flirt him like he's hot
I got the cheat cards on my arm and I'm taking SAT
And I guess the best way cause I got it going on</p>

<p>[Verse - Alebed01 in different voice]
Uh! I'm a smart dude, with some nice dreams
See these math probs, see these analogies?
Eligible student, 900 SAT
That's hotter than what's shown on down my transcript
The Proctor, as stupid like fish eggs
The cheat cards make my wrist red
I can study books, but i'd rather retake Phys. Ed
Cheat on the test man ma, that's how you get the 1000
I'm the cheater wit the beat, I know 1050s in the street
Wit the thrill that'll make you feel like Colin Powell in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that moral ****
Trying to ask me ****
When my teachers grade ya test they ain't gon pass me ****
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, i should get all Bs
And think before you test wit the super cheat</p>

<p>[Chorus]</p>

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<p>TIME TO VOTE for the theme of the next song:</p>

<p>a) College Admissions
b) SAT/ACT Testing
c) In college-situation
d) Sports (college of course)
e) CollegeConfidential.com Related</p>

<p>YOUR VOTE WILL BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!</p>

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<p>if you post about this site they will delete your thread!</p>

<p>D</p>

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<p>oh k</p>

<p>E is out.. unless an admin permits it</p>

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<p>HAHA i love that SAT one you just did :D</p>

<p>C or D</p>

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<p>Duke Player of the Year
By Alebed01</p>

<p>Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
[2x] </p>

<p>If I was a smart guy (na, na....)
See, I'd have all the field goals in the world, if I was a strong guy
All teams could beat me, and impress me, my cash flow is pennies in a jar
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a strong guy </p>

<p>Think what that victory could bring
I'd beat everyone
Beat out the UNC team
In my night gown
No, wouldn't just have one hood
A Duke player like me couldn't
Please book me baggage place ticket to my dorm room in Durham town </p>

<p>All the victories baby, will mean everything
All the riches baby, will finally bring first victory upon UNC
All the riches baby, will mean everything
Don't need no other thing
My incompetency is worse than %#@^, and I know</p>

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<p>Organic Chemistry
by alebed01</p>

<p>Uh-huh,
My Chemistry class is like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is
'Cause it's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is </p>

<p>Chill out,
What you yellin' for?
Lay back, the homework has all been done before
And if I could only copy it here
I will see </p>

<p>I like you Kyle the way you are
When we're, copying homework in at lunch
And you're talking to me
One on one
But you become </p>

<p>Somebody else
'Round everyone else
Watchin' your back for teachers
Like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool
To me </p>

<p>Tell me </p>

<p>Why does Chemistry have to be so complicated?
I can't get anything there
This incompetency gets me frustrated
It's like this, I
And I fail and I copy other people's homework
And I yell and I take that F again
What I get and I turn it into
Cheating Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it </p>

<p>No, no, no</p>

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<p>:D very nice</p>