<p>Oh yes, must be able to cook. I mean, I can cook and for sure will take some cooking duties, but I do not want to take all of it. Shared would be nice. I would prefer Asian. Need someone to talk to on occasion about math, computer science, chemistry, or physics. She needs to be independent. A bit headstrong, but surely confident. Also, she must be caring.</p>
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<p>Warts is a plant. We attempted to breed “her” with leafblade and Mapleleafs, but it turns out that they are both people :/</p>
<p>disappointment…</p>
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<p>I would much rather have her be much smarter than much less intelligent.</p>
<p>Pretty sure that China already set CCers up with people on CCislulz…they were pretty good, actually.</p>
<p>I find redheads and brunettes very attractive…which is ironic considering I’m dating a blonde. Some semblance of intelligence is required so I can at least connect with her, but she doesn’t have to be “amazing” at any subject. Oh and I love me a girl who can out-literature myself. I don’t know why but there’s something hot about being well-read and cultured for me…</p>
<p>Be yourself, no point in changing yourself to get someone to like you. The real you will shine through sooner or later.
& As the Facebook group famously quoted, “What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls making sandwiches? Single.”</p>
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<p>i want a smart girl of course. but i want her to be smart in different things. so i can own it up in english/history and she can school me math/science style. also she has to be a good dancer (they say hips don’t lie you know). it would be destructive to my ego if the person who i constantly spent time with was always one-upping me in the things i am proud of. lastly she has to laugh a fair amount of the time, but not a retarted amount so that the laughs actually have meaning, and she should be able to sing decently so i am constantly soothed by her beautiful notes</p>
<p>also just for the record i think zoe deschanelle plays the most annoying, apparently independent, and “indy unique” characters ever. i cannot stand her. but to each his own</p>
<p>I need my gf to be more balanced than I am. Or else we’re ****ed.</p>
<p>What in the world is a “retart?”
It sounds like something old people eat and likely contains lemon and/or lime.</p>
<p>haha true my bad. it does sound like some sort of laxative that is supposed to taste like normal food or something. *■■■■■■■■</p>
<p>well i am a girl but this is what i like in guys
(1) strong and competent. one of the guys i had a crush on did all his problem sets three days in advance. to me this spells total competence. it’s also great if they know how to fix things, program computers, etc. and if they are emotionally resilient/happy most of the time.
(2) compassionate and understanding. nothing turns me off more than guys dismissing people as jerks or not bothering to understand their perspective. it’s also important that they understand and care about me.
(3) enjoys physical and emotional intimacy. no topic off limits. i must feel safe and comfortable with him and not have to worry too much about censoring myself. actually that’s the main requirement, that i feel safe with him and that i admire him.
(4) must think like me enough that he is easy to communicate with. this sort of goes under (2).</p>
<p>there, now you have the formula for my heart!</p>