<p>I want to paint my nails purple. With glitter.</p>
<p>My ruler and my highlighter always chipkofy. I think they’re together.</p>
<p>Anybody want to come to the wedding of my ruler and highlighter? My eraser and 17 pens and 6 pencils will also be in attendance.</p>
<p>(They don’t want to invite the sharpener. My 6 pencils think she’s promiscuous.)</p>
<p>What about the erasers?</p>
<p>Yeah sure, I’ll come.</p>
<p>Quasi’s sharpener: Double standards! They were happy enough when they needed an edge with my promiscuity.</p>
<p>Quasi’s eraser: I still like you sharpener!</p>
<p>Quasi’s sharpener: <em>turning up nose</em> You’re small. I don’t like you.</p>
<p>Quasi’s eraser: I can’t help it if Quasi’s fingers wear me out!</p>
<p>Quasi’s eraser and Quasi’s sharpener ride off into the sunset.</p>
<p>Stay tuned for the adventures of Quasi’s whitener.</p>
<p>Quasi: I need therapy.</p>
<p>I’m a million different people from one day to the next, I can’t change my life no no no.</p>
<p>Oopsies. I like that word.</p>
<p>We’d live the life we chose, we’d fight and never lose cause we were young and sure to have our way!</p>
<p>Del.icio.us. Digg. StumbleUpon. Google. Facebook. myspace. twitter.</p>
<p>My mom likes StumbleUpon!</p>
<p>Stoichiometry.</p>
<p>I don’t know what that is.</p>
<p>God only knows what I’d do without you! Big Love theme song is stuck in my head.</p>