<p>So anyway. I like my whitener. So I told her I’d switch to my sketch pens instead.</p>
<p>I don’t even own a whitener.</p>
<p>But there are a lot of sketch pens and only one whitener. So the whitener felt insecure about losing her status in the group.</p>
<p>I don’t even eat Peanut Butter. :(</p>
<p>So she cried. And I used her on my white school keds instead. Now my keds and my whitener are exclusive and my sketch pens and my black Converses are happily polygamous.</p>
<p>And they all lived happily ever after.
(The End.)</p>
<p>Congratulations, Quasi!!!</p>
<p><em>dances and eats candy floss</em></p>
<p>Thank you ccp. Now all my stationery is coupled off. I am a proud parent.</p>
<p>Aww, you must be satisfied with your life’s work.</p>
<p>I am indeed.</p>
<p>tetris and I are getting married. You’re all invited.</p>
<p>ccp isn’t, right?</p>
<p>Yeah, of course. Everyone apart from him.</p>
<p>You can come on cycle if you want, gary. But it’s on a beach. Cycles don’t take too well to sand.</p>
<p>Lol yes. I bet it’ll make ccp all hot though, seeing gary on a cycle.</p>
<p>OH, WAIT. HE WON’T BE THERE. Don’t come on a cycle, gar.</p>
<p>gary, come on horseback.</p>
<p>Ooooh yeah that will be hot. And totally unrestrain the guy who needs to be unrestrained.</p>
<p>What’s there in those IIT forms anyway? He just…disappeared.</p>
<p>Lol cause I asked him to marry me and his mom and sister were peering at the computer behind him. He freaked.</p>
<p>I’m back. I panicked 
There was just 1 hour remaining for the deadline when I accidentally opened the site. Then I filled out my AIEEE forms with my mom and Quasi proposed to me midway(obviously, leela got the stale rejects). Then Quasi tried to adopt me, but whatever…I’ve got my own stands on certain things.
P.S. I’m back.</p>