<p>Ah yes! I remember it well now. It actually came to me an hour after I'd posted.. but I couldn't be bothered to edit ):</p>
<p>Also, I'm sick of waiting.</p>
<p><em>Walks in from outside, removes sunglasses, slings jacket over shoulder</em></p>
<p>Hey kids, what's good?</p>
<p>^ You're back!! <em>dances</em> =D</p>
<p>only 558 more hours</p>
<p>or 33480 minutes</p>
<p>or 2008800 seconds</p>
<p>now that doesn't seem like so much, does it? :) NOT</p>
<p><em>clips sunglasses on shirt, tosses jacket with practiced ease onto coat rack, leans against wall, places a cig. in mouth, lights up, drags</em></p>
<p>Kid......Lemme tell ya a thing or two about waiting. (in grizzled voice)</p>
<p>It doesn't beat not being able to post on CC and having to go do things in real life.</p>
<p>Hilarious introduction of speech aside: If waiting is getting on your nerves, get off CC for a bit. Get of facebook for a bit. Don't even get on the computer (if you can), and go do stuff outside. It makes everything better.</p>
<p>Yes, that was my strategy up until about two weeks ago....
And then CC ensnared me and will not release its grip :)</p>
<p>Ah well. I'll manage :) but it really doesn't sound so long if you think about it in hours :)</p>
<p>Yeah... I tried that for about an hour and decided that CC/Facebook was too addicting :P</p>
<p>collegehopefull: Get any more decisions after Bing? I still haven't gotten a decision from them.</p>
<p>Yeah, sev, I mean it's 3/8 and decisions come out 3/31. We're in the home stretch. Just 3 more weeks of torture and we'll finally know. Though April might be torture, too, because of rejections, etc.</p>
<p>India: If Yale accepts you, will you choose it over the med school you got into?</p>
<p>ChandlerBing: To be perfectly honest, I have no idea. At this point in my life, the US of A appeals to me more. I really want to try out something new ( I've never been to the States) and have a little breathing space within my education. At the same time, I often worry people will find me too weird/ my sense of humor too out of synch with theirs to feel adequately at home. O: I guess I'll just wait and see what crops up.</p>
<p>EDIT: Actually, was that a trick question? Was I supposed to answer with: "whatever brings me closer to you, ChandlerBing, since I am certain you will get in and I am quite willing to live under your sink"?</p>
<p>nah, I think you'll find people of similar humour everwhere. I.e, my friends did not know the word "sarcasm" when I met them, and now they are even beginning to make use of the principle without my superior guidance ;-) :) (seriously, they didn't know what sarcasm was.)</p>
<p>I think as long as you're friendly, you'll find friends :)</p>
<p>Nope, I have to wait till march 31st........</p>
<p>@indiarubber
On a side note: I'm pretty sure a large majority of CCers are Americans (hey check out the url....that's a '.com' not '.co.uk', or '.ca' or anything......), and I'm sure you found at least a FEW people that like your humor!</p>
<p>(:</p>
<p>Butternut and I had an excellent joke-duel yesterday.</p>
<p>"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?"</p>
<p>[10:39:03] Cthulhu says:
who are you?
[10:39:09] Brandi says:
hey, Age/Sex/Location? :)
[10:39:19] Cthulhu says:
NOT ANOTHER EFFING ROBOT
[10:39:22] Brandi says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo ****** horny today for some reason lol
[10:39:36] Cthulhu says:
**** OFF YOU ROBOT.
[10:39:39] Brandi says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
[10:39:39] Cthulhu says:
ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT
[10:39:59] Cthulhu says:
Actually.
[10:40:02] Brandi says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
[10:40:16] Cthulhu says:
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
[10:40:20] Brandi says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
[10:40:24] Cthulhu says:
WRONG.
[10:40:28] Brandi says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
[10:40:31] Cthulhu says:
well, I'll try. But your guess was totally off. The correct answer is: A FLAT MINER!
[10:40:34] Brandi says:
OH ****.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...</p>
<p>Coward!</p>
<p>@IndiaRubber:
yes the robot was surely a coward, but you surely had too much time to kill hahaha.
Well thanks for that, it made me kill another 30 seconds....</p>
<p>and that means 22 days 8 hours and 39 minutes 11 seconds to go...</p>
<p>^Notice how the whole conversation only lasted 1 minute and a half ;)</p>
<p>Wow, that is impressively fast typing. Perhaps a symptom of cc addiction? :)</p>
<p>^ I actually developed my typing skills through instant messenger services.</p>
<p>lol. And there are is still an entire industry that puts out software to teach people how to type.</p>
<p>DHL Shipment Notification</p>
<p>Greetings from DHL!</p>
<p>(Please do not reply to this email address since it is not monitored for
responses)</p>
<p>On March 9, 2009 a shipment label was printed by xxxxx (xxxxxxx)
of USC for delivery to IndiaRubber of IndiaRubber. The
shipment number of this package is xxxxxxxxxx.</p>
<p>Sender's message:
'No message.'</p>
<p>*</p>
<p>AHHHHHHHH.</p>
<p>Haha, apparently you are quite enamored with my jokes, Indiarubber. :)</p>
<p>I don't know what's going on anymore, with all of your inside jokes!</p>
<p>I can't relate! </p>
<p>I CAN'T RELATE!</p>
<p>collegehopefull: ME NEITHER!
This is blasphemy IndiaRubber/Butternut!</p>
<p>But the flat miner was quite good haha.</p>
<p>IndiaRubber, goshdarn it, you guessed my ulterior motives! If I get into Yale, I will assuredly let you live under my sink. Especially if you grow your pinky fingernail and become morbidly obese.
(HA! What now, collegehopefull! I have my own inside joke up my sleeve!)</p>
<p>And no, IndiaRubber, your sense of humor is very funny and though it is sometimes outside the American norm (bleh @ the American norm) you're friendly and affable (and a bit quirky, which is awesome) and therefore will fit in fine at colleges like Yale. I wouldn't suggest Arizona State or UMiami, though.</p>
<p>I think I just betrayed collegehopefull with my unbelievably funny inside joke.
:D</p>