The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>Yep, it’s 50-some
But it is still horrible.
I don’t like it much.</p>

<p>that’s what i figured
i assumed that you could spell
let’s hope that is true</p>

<p>Why is this dumb thread
Written in stupid haikus
Instead of normally</p>

<p>haikus are the best
if you don’t like them, please leave
haikus all the way</p>

<p>It’s the haiku thread.
It’s an obvious answer…
Duh-uh-uh-uh-uh</p>

<p>duh-uh-uh-uh-uh
that’s a lame haiku excuse
you should be ashamed</p>

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<p>Because haikus rock,
making your thoughts fit is cool,
and you know it, sir.</p>

<p>Duh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Can’t be used for syllables
Please make one better</p>

<p>Haikus do not rock
They make me gag all the time
Limericks are best</p>

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<p>You fail at this
last line has 6 syllables
you need more practice</p>

<p>Limericks are the best
Better than all the rest
The cadence is neat
The style can’t be beat
To their awesomeness I can attest.</p>

<p>ThisCouldBeHeavn
Your first line has only four
When you needed five.</p>

<p>Turns out that you fail…
Cannot count the syllables…
I pity the fool!</p>

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in my opinion,
copying is far, far worse
use your own ideas</p>

<p>hey this ain’t limericks its haikus</p>

<p>write in haiku</p>

<p>I wanted to show
That limericks are better
And that haikus suck</p>

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what hypocrisy
that post was the first one here
in regular form</p>

<p>ok your point???</p>

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<p>fay ul counts as two
because that’s how you say it
that’s right *****, that’s right :)</p>

<p>this is a haiku
of course until the last line
because now it isn’t a haiku anymore</p>