The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>This is the campaign
On the streetlight street they say
My calls get returned</p>

<p>We are just like you
Tear a page from this chapter
Days become months, years</p>

<p>Your haiku is lame
This one is superior
Ha ha ha ha ha</p>

<p>guy broke up with me,
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
but we’re still good friends</p>

<p>Five finals to slay
And then, a breath of fresh air
The hero goes on</p>

<p>Can’t wait for bowling.
Friday should be pretty rad.
Only five days left!</p>

<p>Did nothing today
Summer break is boring now
But school is much worse</p>

<p>Anxiously I wait.
Only a few days remain.
Was I accepted?!</p>

<p>haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator</p>

<p>haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator</p>

<p>my back is hurting
i should call the doctor now
doesn’t healthcare suck?</p>

<p>Frustration does build.
Nothing seems to work right.
Headache is coming</p>

<p>your eyes. picturesque.
your hands, talented they are.
your neck. sensuous.</p>

<p>i am oh so bored
oh i know what i will do
i’ll write a haiku</p>

<p>^^ Wow, that was intense
Was it based off of someone?
Or is it BS?</p>

<p>based off of someone - wrote it like a year ago.</p>

<p>I should go to sleep
But I would rather stay up
Such tough decisions</p>

<p>five-syllable line
this one has two extra ones.
this one too has five.</p>

<p>Complex emotions,
They are really confusing
Teenage hormones sucks.</p>

<p>I’m a bit lost and
Feel like I should be doing
Something important.</p>

<p>I am awful at
haikus. Oh well nothing I
can do about it.</p>

<p>Ever hear of practice? ^
Perfect practice makes perfect.
I want pop tarts now.</p>