<p>How I hate this day.
Day of fake commercial hearts,
exploited romance.</p>
<p>I could be bitter,
because of a guy in a
place, sometime last year.</p>
<p>Single Awarness Day
Oh, how I despise you so,
Lonelyness does suck</p>
<p>I dislike haikus
Because I'm not creative.
Five syllable phrase.</p>
<p>When I saw my ex
She slapped me across the face.
I never loved you.</p>
<p>I wrote three haikus
Just to be different from you.
Stop copying me.</p>
<p>I love valentine's.
I know it's to fund Hallmark,
But I love it still.</p>
<p>Has anyone read
spam hiakus that are online
They make me giggle. </p>
<p>I really do hate,
that stupid word giggle ahrg,
It just sounds so dumb.</p>
<p>^Dude, they're not funny
stop trying to shill for them
i am not kidding</p>
<p>I really like them
They are pretty ingenious
If I do say so...</p>
<p>I should be doing
my AP history notes,
attempt some reading.</p>
<p>I should be cleaning
out my room, my parents scream
that I live in filth.</p>
<p>I should be finishing
my 'Summer in D.C.' app,
it's due on Monday.</p>
<p>But I just felt like
creating four haikus, yeah,
cuz I'm just that cool.</p>
<p>I should be working
on my history research
stupid president debates</p>
<p>Haikus are mad lame.
If only I were Asian
Enough to pwn 'em...</p>
<p>Hey, I'm not Asian
But I do them anyway
They give me more posts</p>
<p>
[quote]
They wrote on powerschool
And how much they hated it
Powerschool, you suck
[/quote]
Nice^ six syllables.
Your haiku totally sucks.
Refrigerator.</p>
<p>Allow me to bow
Down to thee; for I have but
ten or so posts. Laaame.</p>
<p>Nine-tenths of my posts
didn't even get counted.
Damn High School Life board.</p>
<p>lulz epic fail
ha Inveniamviam
you epic failed</p>
<p>
[quote]
Nice^ six syllables.
Your haiku totally sucks.
Refrigerator.
[/quote]
</p>
<p>Refrigerator?
That's so unoriginal.
I have a headache.</p>
<p>So, exactly where
is this epic fail of mine,
ThisCouldBeHeavn?</p>
<p>Wut, do you think that
"refrigerator" is not
five syllables, eh?</p>
<p>And no one else used
that word in this thread, so, still
unorginal?</p>
<p>I've noticed. I know
I post a lot more than it
Says I do. Whatthe?</p>
<p>We're all off topic,
so the posts don't count as posts.
It totally sucks.</p>
<p>Uh, it is because
You wasted so many posts
but still same post count</p>