The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>What? High school life posts
They do not count towards post count?
That sucks and is weird.</p>

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And no one else used
that word in this thread, so, still
unorginal?

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<p>I'm sure I have heard
that certain word used before.
I will look for it.</p>

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[quote]
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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<p>Oh well, what the fuhh
I had not seen that before.
Subconscious prolly.</p>

<p>Where have you been, kid?
You should have seen at the top
That rule is pinned there</p>

<p>O Dictionary,
I'll use thee to discover
five-syllable words.</p>

<p>This is quite silly.
Haikus are a complete waste
of time and brain juice.</p>

<p>And you only just
realized this oh smart one?
my my my you suck</p>

<p>Lol, and yet you're still posting haikus...</p>

<p>Imagine if the
Haiku were a mode of speech.
And we spoke in rhyme.</p>

<p>Oh how I do long
of the days in which I can
really write haiku</p>

<p>oh how i do hate
being single on this day
friends who blow you off</p>

<p>
[quote]
Imagine if the
Haiku were a mode of speech.
And we spoke in rhyme.

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<p>Shoot me now, would be
my plea. Though I will admit,
haikus are catchy.</p>

<p>
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Lol, and yet you're still posting haikus...

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<p>that's how it works, fool
You just have to keep writing
who cares if they suck?</p>

<p>is anyone else
very very disappointed
on this sappy day</p>

<p>Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator</p>

<p>i did not write that
it's from kingdom of loathing
interesting game</p>

<p>Seduction baby
Giggity giggity goo
I like watching Lost</p>

<p>i wholly agree
kol is interesting
i should play it now.</p>

<p>
[quote]
Nice^ six syllables.
Your haiku totally sucks.
Refrigerator.

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<p>Refrigerator?
Are your really that lame fool?
And you say I suck... </p>

<p>At least I use more
than just one mere word per line
I rock haiku.</p>

<p>Wow you all are lame
Can't even count five syllables
Just kidding, he-he.</p>

<p>What is with "he-he"?
That's ultra lame to the max,
And these haikus rule.</p>

<p>I need to study.
I have a test in an hour.
Time to leave CC.</p>

<p>Don't colleges give off for
President's day? If not, that's
really, really, really... really lame.</p>