The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>Exhausted I am.
I hate you Elizabeth.
Why can't you be sane.</p>

<p>My English teacher,
Your subject so subjective.
Fare thee well, straight A's.</p>

<p>Hamburgers are good
I want to eat so many
In-N-Out I go</p>

<p>Hating the homework
I have to make it all up
Visited college.</p>

<p>Avoiding homework
I will do it tommorrow.
Before school begins...</p>

<p>It is very late.
Though I am not tired now,
I'll be tomorrow.</p>

<p>Paper Is So Due
I need to write it now
Or Else I WIll Die</p>

<p>math test tomorrow
too tired to study now
perhaps during lunch</p>

<p>Forgot science work
I am so screwed tomorrow.
I need sleep bad first</p>

<p>Poem essays, stupid
I wish never again to
attempt to do one</p>

<p>happy it's friday
it was a really long week
just one more school week</p>

<p>Then it will be break
spring break equals awesome
I can't wait for it</p>

<p>Procrastinating
I wouldn't if it didn't work
Weekend. Time, sleep. Yes.
</p>

<p>I got to skip school
Because I had much homework
Didn't catch up 'nuff.</p>

<p>Solo Feastival
You are making me so stressed
I'm not ready yet.</p>

<p>i like to breakdance
after i drink a milkshake
but then i throw up</p>

<p>It is Friday night
Here on the CC forums
I'm such a loser</p>

<p>Foot please stop hurting
You are driving me crazy
No track for me now</p>

<p>I am playing Sims
The second one is so bomb
Third one is delayed.</p>

<p>Volunteer Service
It's on saturday morning
I want to sleep now</p>

<p>^
Ah, I love Sims 2.
My computer's too fudged up
to run it right, though. :[</p>