<p>In all my classes, when I take a test we have to take our FSU ID out and the TAs check it all the time</p>
<p>This is a really stupid thread.</p>
<p>Because you dislike it?</p>
<p>Q: What do a FSU student and a UF student have in common?</p>
<p>A: They were both accepted to UF.
:D</p>
<p>p2n, nice oldie of a joke. Here is another one:</p>
<p>A judge, during a divorce case, asked the child which parent he wants to live with. After expressing disgust with both parents he said he wanted to live with the FSU football team – because the Seminoles can’t beat anyone. :D</p>
<p>But can you blame the kid??? :)</p>
<p>Q: What’s the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
A: I-75</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>p2n, including or not including all those UF National Championship highway signs?? :D</p>
<p>Directions from UF to FSU:</p>
<p>Go north until you smell it. West until you step in it. ;)</p>
<p>This is respectful good natured fun trash talking right? </p>
<p>You know you’re a Gator Girl when…</p>
<p>1.You’ve slept with Geraldo Rivera.</p>
<p>2.Arsenio touches your knee.</p>
<p>3.Even Richard Dawson won’t kiss you.</p>
<p>4.Sheik offers you free shares in the company.</p>
<p>5.You become a vaseline spokesperson.</p>
<p>6.Having two tampons in at the same time doesn’t bother you.</p>
<p>7.The EPA comes looking for you.</p>
<p>8.You go throught a Sealy ™ a week.</p>
<p>9.Frederik actually comes to your door himself…just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.</p>
<p>10.When people say “Ho, Ho, Ho” and it’s July.</p>
<p>11.When you don’t know “What’s his name?”</p>
<p>12.You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.</p>
<p>13.You are the headquarters for the CDC. </p>
<p>14.Your baby looks familiar, but…like who?</p>
<p>15.When they change your # to 976.</p>
<p>16.Tetracycline is your best friend.</p>
<p>17.McDonald’s calls you “The Happy Meal”.</p>
<p>18.It takes 2 ******s and a spatula at shower time.</p>
<p>19.Changing your sheets comes more than once a day.</p>
<p>20.When you’ve got a “Take a Number” machine at your door.</p>
<p>21.When they call you “Shazam” and they don’t mean the money machine!</p>
<p>22.When you get hemrhoids on you shoulders.</p>
<p>23.When getting dresses is not part of your day.</p>
<p>24.Your day starts and ends by rolling over.</p>
<p>25.When the sperm bank calls for remnants.</p>
<p>26.When your screams are heard over a fire alarm.</p>
<p>27.When you’re wearing more latex than spandex.</p>
<p>28.When your motto is “2 Days, 2 Pounds…$2.90.”</p>
<p>29.When your ceiling mirrors fog.</p>
<p>30.When they install a revolving door at your apartment.</p>
<p>31.On the golf course, your afraid to yell “Fore (four).”</p>
<p>32.When the word Slalom gets you excited.</p>
<p>33.When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.</p>
<p>34.When you have a neon sign saying “open at night”.</p>
<p>35.You want to have your name changed to Misty.</p>
<p>36.Madonna comes to you for pointers.</p>
<p>37.You start to think of youself as Smurfette.</p>
<p>38.You haven’t seen your floor in a week.</p>
<p>39.When sunlight scares you.</p>
<p>40.When your favorite quote is “next please”.</p>
<p>41.You know all the people in “America’s Most Wanted”.</p>
<p>42.When Susan Sarandon envies you.</p>
<p>43.When Guiness Book starts calling.</p>
<p>44.When every song reminds you of someone…but who?</p>
<p>45.When everyone refers to you as “dear” and “honey”.</p>
<p>46.When he doesn’t even have to buy you a drink.</p>
<p>47.When you have a room key to every hotel in town.</p>
<p>48.When Holiday Inn is coming after you for their linen.</p>
<p>49.Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.</p>
<p>50.The only place you haven’t had sex is on the moon.</p>
<p>51.When a men’s prison becomes a vacation “hot spot”</p>
<p>52.The Big Dipper looks inviting.</p>
<p>53.When soft foods have become distasteful.</p>
<p>54.White sauce is a staple in your diet.</p>
<p>55.When the Red Cross turns their head at you.</p>
<p>56.When it only taked 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.</p>
<p>57.When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.</p>
<p>58.When other women begin to call you “Man’s Best Friend”.</p>
<p>59.You and Prince have already made 3 records.</p>
<p>60.When the neighbors want you to install a drive up window.</p>
<p>This isn’t trash talking. This is more like recycling old, warn-out jokes. Trash talking is like when I’m playing basketball and I dunk on someone then come up with something insulting, witty, and funny… and original. If the insult is not meant in jest, then its just hate. </p>
<p>You guys need to step it up a bit in this thread if you are going to claim to trash talk. ;)</p>
<p>Warn-out! Forgot to put that on the list.</p>
<p>Hate is a strong word. I did preface my trash-talk post with: “This is respectful good natured fun trash talking right?”</p>
<p>I pulled out my “Trash-Talking for Dummies” book and I guess trash-talking can range from insincere, snarky compliments to outright vulgar insults. It is sort of difficult to be respectful while trash-talking when the objective is to unsettle the other person.</p>
<p>I think I’m going to avoid trash-talking in the future and stick to the old standard: “If you haven’t got something nice to say about someone, it is better to say nothing.”</p>
<p>Lizard, I was referencing you at all. Was just making a general comment about what trash talking is. If trash talking isn’t meant to be funny, then its not trash talking.</p>
<p>gouf, you didn’t write anything offending me or that I took as a direct jab at me. I was in a silly mood when I pasted that string of jokes the other day; my temperament doesn’t really match up with that kind of trash-talk and I don’t feel comfortable with the type of talk I posted. There’s a time and place for some types of trash-talk; it’s just not really for me.</p>
<p>Looks like FSU made some changes recently at the “Sod Cemetery” :D:</p>
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<p>lizard, I meant to say “I WASN’T referencing you at all”. I hate how editing is locked out after a few mins.</p>
<p>I understand what you mean… its all for fun. People take this stuff too seriously and make it personal for some reason. All I know is that I can’t wait till football season starts again! :)</p>
<p>Football is going to have to wait a little bit longer; it’s crunch time now for basketball! Football spring practice starts soon; I know the guys have already been working extra hard in the weightroom.</p>