<p>Well, I decided to give you all a little favor. Rather than troll, let's create a thread dedicated to happiness. There seem to be so many people complaining (e.g. "I HAVE A 3.9 I FAIL!!!") so let's take the time to devote our attention to happier matters. Take a deep breath, relax, and express your happiness. :)</p>
<p>You clearly don’t understand the rules of this forum. No one is allowed to be happy. Ever. Seriously. I’m not kidding. At all. Or anything. Fragments are awesome.</p>
<p>The only types of threads we allow here are: roommate bashing threads, “my gpa sucks” threads, and “can you have fun without drinking” threads. Oh and “I have no friends, why?” threads.</p>
<p>gah… i’ve never been so depressed in my life. i just found out i got a c- on my final exam in the class where i previously held an A average. And because the grade weight contribution is so *<strong><em>ed up, i’m now going to get a b- in the class where I actually understood what was going on. *</em></strong> my life</p>
<p>how dare you</p>
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<p>Good thing I’m coming to the rescue.</p>
<p>Bring it on!!! :)</p>
<p>I have few friends, I haven’t felt the gentle caress of a woman in 9 months, I’m somewhat overweight and definitely out of shape, and I’m a child of divorce.</p>
<p>But I have my health and my life and my freedom which is more than can be said for a lot of people :)</p>
<p>I bet if you stop saying things like “gentle caress” your success with the ladies will improve dramatically.</p>
<p>how 'bout no</p>
<p>I’m pretty happy, going to a school known for amazing looking girls and social scene next semester. Big jump from community college, a little nervous, but ready to have some funnnnnn.</p>
<p>If a man told me he wanted to caress me gently I’d be O.K. with that.</p>
<p>I have almost nothing to worry about in terms of finals (two are done, and the other two are ridiculously easy), all my classes are finished, and things are finally starting to go well with the girl I really, really like (though now during winter break she’s going back to England for three weeks :/)</p>
<p>But, I’m so incredibly happy. Everything is perfect.</p>
<p>I just finished the scarf I was making for my sister for christmas.</p>
<p>One of my exams is done.</p>
<p>RoxSox: Have you told her that you like her? Make a move if and when she returns! Or try to keep in touch with her while she is in England, if possible. =]</p>
<p>Anyway, I AM HAPPY!!! Classes are over and I have only one final (which I don’t take until next Tuesday). I’ll be spending 6 months in England studying abroad – uberly excited! And, I will be at a new college next Fall – scared, but still excited =]</p>
<p>And other cheesy stuff … I have my family, I’m healthy, I lived to see another day and hope to see plenty more; I only cried once this semester over school work (as opposed to every week last year). And I’m just happy overall!</p>
<p>I have one more final left, with a whole night to study for it, so I suppose I can do everything in my power to do well. </p>
<p>I’m healthy (in the sense that I’m not overweight or short by any means) and I somehow managed to earn a borderline grade, which is all the more epic.</p>
<p>I’m having risotto for dinner which is awesome 
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<p>I’ve only got one final left. It’s on Friday, but that means more time to relax!</p>
<p>I’m doing pretty well in my classes. I am very ready to be home, but I’m going to appreciate the friends I can spend time with right now.</p>
<p>Over break, I’m going to see a friend I haven’t seen for a year!</p>
<p>So, yeah, my life is great!</p>
<p>Today, I professed my love to my professor…and he reciprocated. Life is as good as the guy on the oatmeal box. :)</p>
<p>^^That guy is probably dead so how the hell is life good for him?</p>
<p>I am always happy! 
Aside from the fact that my love life is absolutely non-existent (as always) and I have a final in T-minus 4 hours, life is pretty good. Only one more final and then I’ll have 3 weeks of a much needed break, get to go home and see my family & my best friend (who I haven’t seen in 4 months), and go to California for a week after New Years! Oh and I’ve just turned 21, which is beyond awesome. And my sports teams are doing pretty decent this year.</p>
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<p>Haven’t told her yet, I’m pretty sure we’re both into girls but neither of us have said anything explicit about it. We’re getting a lot closer though and drinking together so we’ll see! I have a really good feeling about it! She’ll be back for next semester though :)</p>