The Onion's definitive guide to the college admissions process

Applying to College
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<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-the-college-admissions-process-works,35625/"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-the-college-admissions-process-works,35625/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>I had a good laugh at this when I saw it earlier today. It’s as if they’ve been reading these fora.</p>

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<p>Well, step 6 is probably true. I’m sure wealthy parents who can afford to write a few million dollar check will have no issue getting their already competitive applicant in.</p>

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<p>haha! Step 13 is too true.</p>

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<p>I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.</p>

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<p>8, 12, and 13 are priceless. (And actually #8 is semi-true.)</p>

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<p>@epiphany</p>

<p>How is #8 semi-true?</p>