<p>if any of you kids get in, you can come over to our room and play halo, deal?</p>
<p>Wow, I can’t believe this thread existed for so long without my seeing it…LOLZ :)</p>
<p>Butternut agreed…
man i was looking at the thread and it was all red… and barely any greens.
EK >.<</p>
<p>Im down for a party when we are all at H (I wish). @thecount, thanks for the offer, but I prefer other kinds of parties (if they exist at H 
).</p>
<p>I just got waitlisted at Wash U, :0, so my hopes are down.
But a ton of Yale/ Stanford ED applicants were also waitlisted at Wash U, so I have mixed feelings in general.</p>
<p>On a side note, I just watched the Lincoln- Douglas Mtn. Dew Commercial. It’s pretty funny.</p>
<p>Good Luck Everyone</p>
<p>Hey thecount- even if we don’t get in, can we still come to your room and play Halo? </p>
<p>Even if none of us get into H, we should still go party there. :D</p>
<p>It’ll be like Woodstock at Hahvahd Yahd</p>
<p>LOL. We should all just pack up and arrive on the Yard. “You thought you were rid of us? YOU THOUGHT WRONG.”</p>
<p>^And pitch a tent! :D</p>
<p>^ Hahahaha. I would totally join in. We’d be the students in denial.</p>
<p>What happens if like 5000 denials just showed up at admitted students weekend.</p>
<p>I could make a real nice fake acceptance letter… Imagine the chaos of sorting through thousands of applicants- AGAIN.</p>
<p>Yep too bad all this electronic database tomfoolery exists :(</p>
<p>^ ANybody here get into MIT? Can anyone make the electronic system (and backups) crash? :D</p>
<p>Rofl. Fake acceptance letters XD.</p>
<p>how many of you guys have actually touched the statue of John Harvards shoe??..</p>
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<p>Oooh, a playstation party (Halo)? I admit it, it was once a weakness of mine 
On the very off chance that I might get in… I want to come too! :)</p>
<p>May I tell a joke/riddle to pass the time?</p>
<p>A theologist, a biologist, a physicist and a mathematician walk into a skyscraper. They head for the elevator, but ten people get in and there’s no room left. So they walk up to the second floor just in time to see the elevator doors open and ELEVEN people walk out.</p>
<p>The theologist gasps: “A miracle!”</p>
<p>The biologist laughs and him and says: “Isn’t it obvious? They reproduced!”</p>
<p>The physicist shakes his head: “No no no. You have to be able to deal with a ten percent inaccuracy.”</p>
<p>The mathematician ignores them all and walks into the elevator. “There! Now it’s empty!”</p>
<p>Then the biologist leaves and the other three ride all the way to the top. When they get out, the building starts burning, and the only way down is to jump. Below there is a small swimming pool, and they all look at it hopefully.</p>
<p>The theologist goes first. He kneels down and prays, “Please God, let me reach the bottom safely.”
He jumps and lands in the pool, then climbs out and waves to the others.</p>
<p>Next comes the physicist. He begins scratching out formulas on the roof, then stand up and jumps. He lands a few centimetres next to the water and dies immediately. The mathematician shakes his head, “You have to be able to deal with ten percent inaccuracy.”</p>
<p>Then he writes down some numbers and jumps, but instead of falling, he rises into the sky.</p>
<p>What happened? :)</p>
<p>^ Even if you don’t get in, you can come!</p>
<p>^^The biologist flew a small helicopter up to the top of the building and picked up the mathematician? haha seriously i have no clue though</p>
<p>Nah, the biologist was the one who set the building on fire :)</p>
<p>Any other ideas? It’s not particularily funny, btw ;-)</p>
<p>the building was upside down… ?? stumped… im so curious!!</p>
<p>he forgot a minus (you know, like in a parable)</p>
<p>like I said, not so funny. But I like the physicist :)</p>