<p>why is chuck norris so funny?</p>
<p>i cant stop laughing</p>
<p>well there's nothing left to do now but....</p>
<p>If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.</p>
<p>Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.</p>
<p>There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He got one.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.</p>
<p>When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.</p>
<p>Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. He won.</p>
<p>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he leaves on a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him.</p>
<p>Patrick Willis Facts. </p>
<p>Wait? Chuck Norris jokes are funny?</p>
<p>Bad innernet.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He got one</p>
<p>i dont get this one... but this one:</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>oh man this is a good one</p>
<p>chuck norris doesn't sleep... he waits.</p>
<p>go ahead try ordering a Big Mac at Burger King and see what happens :)</p>
<p>baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad innernetting.</p>
<p>chuck norris got into ucla on the 22nd</p>
<p>hhhahahahahaaha that was the 1st funny one rofl.</p>
<p>grand theft auto 4 on april 28!!!!</p>
<p>hotelmoscow,</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA!!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris didn't get accepted by UCLA. UCLA got accepted by Chuck Norris!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris already got his admission.</p>
<p>Please don't start the REALLY FUNNY Soviet Russia jokes.</p>
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<p>Roses are red
Violets are blue
in Soviet Russia
UCLA hacks you</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.</p>
<p>Watch the Twilight Zone marathon.</p>
<p>lol I watched the entire first season of Dexter today to keep away the admissions mania... plus it was the first time I'd seen the show and I got wrapped up in the whole ice-truck killer thing... had to continue...</p>
<p>Dude Dexter Freakin rocks!!!! You really need to check out season 2.</p>