<p>lul, you forgot to mention how everyone envies your modesty.</p>
<p>Hahaha, That is a great oxymoron. My friends constantly mock me for being so confident (or egotistical is probably a better word). The sad thing is half that stuff is true^
What are my chances?</p>
<p>ehh...im not so wild about jocks.</p>
<p>Oooo, I guess an avid chess player like myself can't win em all. :(
I actually don't play any varsity sports, cause I'm too good to risk injury my agent says...</p>
<p>haha, i understand. i mostly dont play any varsity sports to keep moral up at my school. imagine how devastated kids would be if they knew they could never be the best</p>
<p>Wow, you are really thoughtful. I stopped taking Distance Ed from Oxford to make the Harvard kids feel good about themselves this year so one might be correct in calling me a charitable man.</p>
<p>hahaha, golly dimitri, youre do dreamyyyy</p>
<p>You! You're so funny with your understatements.^
Wow, you post on everything in a split second.</p>
<p>mmmm, im workin hard n workin weekends on some english writing...plus i already slept today so theres no real rush to get things done. do you think going to ihop at 5 am is an appropriate topic?</p>
<p>hahaha, it must be a better topic than most of my papers. I write essays on my greatness in comparison to julius caesar (jk) but I did write a paper about going to white castle at 4 AM and eating 15 burgers once. Sounds productive...</p>
<p>fun fact: ive never been to white castle, taco bell, or wendys. the cab driver in my paper a) is from big daddy taxi co and b) says "My man left me." as soon as we got in the car. what a perfect morning that was.</p>
<p>That's way to healthy. I've been to white castle once, the rest weekly. Did u make that up cuz if u didn't that sounds like the greatest cab ride/cabbie ever? and oddly I am singing the fresh prince theme song now</p>
<p>haha, nahbrah, i always write about real life, its so much more bizarre than fiction. when we got to the ihop a woman screamed "I JUST TOUCHED MYSELF" as she was leaving.</p>
<p>lol....good to see ur funny. thumbs up from me</p>
<p>wow good thing going on here between spruce and demitri...j/k</p>
<p>Thanks ivybound11. Glad I am funny online and not just in real life?!</p>
<p>Hahaha That's an amazing story, it oddly reminds me of a time I got kicked out of a thrift store for trying on a speedo, and the whole time the worker was yelling, "you look like an a.ssclown!" completely random but my brain works like that</p>
<p>kinda lost...where's the funny part?</p>
<p>hahaha, a guy promised me hed wear a leopard print speedo to a class trip to a water park. he didnt. all men are liars.</p>
<p>Ivybound11- I was responding to "lol....good to see ur funny. thumbs up from me"</p>