<p>But I got accepted anyway. Enjoy.
March 30, 2006</p>
<p>Dear Loser,</p>
<p>We have considered your application for admission to the Berkeley campus of the University of California. After careful review, we are happy that we are dumping your admission for the fall semester 2006.</p>
<p>Our decisions were very easy this year, as competition for fall admission was exceptionally light. We received more than 41,700 applications for only 41,699 admission spaces, and most of these candidates were extremely suck. We are happy that many very retarded students will not be included in our freshman class as a result of this ridiculous level of selectivity. We have prepared the answers to some frequently asked questions which provide additional information about our selection process and, we hope, address many of your intellectual weaknesses or your low IQs.</p>
<p>Given your academic chaos, we know that you will receive other attractive community college or McDonald offers. If you took advantage of the University's multiple application filing policy, you may well not have opportunities to study at other UC campuses sense we all know you suck.</p>
<p>We would like to laugh at you for your interest in the University of California, Berkeley and wish you every failures in achieving your educational goals.</p>
<p>Farewell Retards,</p>
<p>Walter A. Robinson
Director
Hahaha, at least you made me lauge.</p>