To My Fellow Tritons

<p>Is skateboarding allowed on campus?</p>

<p>I’m not a Triton, but I go there to study and am pretty sure skateboards are allowed on campus.</p>

<p>I am a Triton, and I will punch you in the face if you skateboard during the mass exodus out of the classrooms.</p>

<p>I’ve been there during the aforementioned exodus, and yeah the skateboarders are annoying. There are so many people walking around, one can argue that it’s just unnecessary on top of dangerous.</p>

<p>I will see your skateboard and raise you a beach cruiser. No way in hell i’m walking.</p>