Uchicago hookups

Where’s the best place at uchi to hookup without getting caught? Specifically at the overnights? Asking for a friend

Probably better to ask this question on some other social media platform.

E.g. yik yak. They’ll advise you not to, then tell you how.

For a friend? ^ You are so helpful.

The engineering school. Odds of an unexpected guest walking in on you there are 0%.

^ Love the response.

Don’t do it. As someone who hosts people and who has heard stories about this, it’s rude to your host/host house. It’s one night, you can make it. Once school starts you’ll have your own place.

@NotVerySmart What? People walk through Eckhardt all the time. Also it’s completely made of glass and random passerbys on Ellis can look in. 0/10 would not hook up in there, the only worse place I can think of would be Mansueto.

In all seriousness, don’t hookup on overnights. It’s just a mess all around. There’s plenty of time to hookup when you’re in college.

@NotVerySmart Nice try, but UChicago doesn’t have an engineering school.

^ That may have been the joke.

^Yup. Very clever. Sharp tools, those kids… Hopefully my daughter will be joining them.

Er…the class of 2020. Not the hook ups.