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<p>Oh, please barrons, you can’t be serious! “Like linking a bunch of Madison’s [sic] together”? Granted, we don’t have as many high-rises as Chicago. But so what? Chicago doesn’t have as many as New York. Does that impair Chicago’s “originality or quality” as a city? And in case you haven’t been to Chicago lately, I’d point out that most of it—well over 90% of it, maybe 95%—is NOT high-density urban. Instead it’s neighborhoods of single-family homes and 2- and 3-flat buildings, a lot like . . . well a lot like Minneapolis-St. Paul, or if you prefer, like “linking a bunch of Madisons together.” That doesn’t keep those neighborhoods from being diverse and dynamic and bubbling over with creative energy. A lot like Minneapolis-St. Paul.</p>
<p>To compare Minneapolis-St. Paul to Madison is a bad joke. I mean, Madison’s a nice college town and all, and it has the most bars and highest alcohol consumption per capita in the nation, so if that’s your thing, fine. But in comparison to MSP Madison is VERY small-town. Ever checked out our theater scene? By consensus MSP has at least the #3 professional theater scene in the US after New York and Chicago, and by many accounts is pressing Chicago for #2, with more theater seats per capita than anywhere in the world except NYC and scads of national awards for original productions. On that score Madison is . . . well, perhaps a half step ahead of Dubuque. </p>
<p>Of the 4 major professional sports, how many franchises does Madison have? Zero, you say? MSP: 4 for 4. Actually, 7 professional sports franchises if you include women’s basketball (Lynx), soccer (Thunder), and box lacrosse (Swarm).</p>
<p>Major nationally and internationally regarded art museums? MSP 2, Madison 0. </p>
<p>Nationally and internationally acclaimed orchestras? MSP 2, Madison 0.</p>
<p>Pop culture? MSP can claim the likes of the Andrews Sisters, Bob Dylan, Prince, Leo Kottke, The Replacements, Husker Du, Atmosphere, among others. Madison? Well, you tell me.</p>
<p>Literature? How about MSP’s F. Scott Fitzgerald, Sinclair Lewis, Carol Bly, Robert Bly, Louise Erdrich, Garrison Keillor, for starters. And Madison?</p>
<p>And there’s a reason MSP keeps showing up at or near the top of all those “best cities” lists: #1 “Most Affordable Places to Live Well” (Forbes, 2007); #5 globally in “Worldwide Quality of Living Survey” (2007); #19 globally in"Most Livable Cities in the World" <a href=“Monocle%202008”>one of only 2 U.S. cities on the list</a>; #3 in U.S. for "best overall quality of life (Portfolio.com); #10 “Fun City” (Portfolio.com/bizjournals 2010 “fun factor report”); #1 city for technology in the U.S. (Popular Science); #3 “Most Literate Cities” (SCSU, 2011); #1 for intelligence, #1 for cleanliness, #1 for shopping, #2 for public safety (Travel & Leisure 2009); #3 “America’s Favorite Cities” (Travel & Leisure 2009); #3 “best theater” (Travel & Leisure 2009); #3 “best public parks” (Travel # Leisure 2009); #4 “Best Areas to Work and Raise a Family” (Fortune 2010); #2 “Coolest Community for Young Talent” (Next Generation Consulting 2010); #1 “Best Midwestern City in Which to Live” (Money magazine); #2 “Smart Places to Live” based on “fun, vibrancy, and affordability” (Kiplinger’s magazine, 2006); #7 "most rocking cities in the U.S. by number of live rock shows per capita (Songkick, 2010); #1 (Target Field) and #3 (XCel Energy Center) for “best sports stadium experience” (ESPN: The Magazine 2010); #1 “Best Cities for Finding Employment” (Forbes, March 2011); #2 highest wage growth 2011 (Bureau of Labor Statistics); #6 top-performing post-recession economy (Brookings/London School of Economics “Global MetroMonitor” report, November 2010); #6 “Best Cities for New College Grads” (Bloomberg BusinessWeek 2010); #3 "America’s Best Cities for Young Professionals (Forbes 2010); #6 “Hottest Cities for Job Growth in the Next Decade” (CBS BNET 2010); #4 “best cities in the U.S. to build personal wealth” (Salary.com 2008); #1 “best cities for working mothers” (Forbes 2010); #8 “America’s Top Brainpower Cities” (Daily Beast 2010); #7 “Ten Smartest Metros” (Bizjournals 2008); #5 in “Creative Density” (Richard Florida/Atlantic 2010); #6 “World’s Most Eco-Friendly Cities” (Mercer consulting survey 2010); #1 “fastest residential internet” (Ookla 2010); #5 best public transportation (US News 2011); #1 “lowest stress cities” (Forbes 2011); #2 “'least stressful metros” (Portfolio.com 2010); #3 “healthiest metros” (American College of Sports Medicine); #4 “top summer vacation spots” (National Geographic 2011); #8 "Best Cities to Relocate to in America (Sperling 2010); #5 “best relocation destinations for young singles” and #6 “best relocation destinations for professionals in the job market” (Richard Florida 2009); #3 “best cities for singles” (Forbes 2008); #4 “happiest state” (University of Cambridge 2009); #1 “happiest cities for families” (Sperling Best Places 2009).</p>
<p>And Madison?</p>