<p>The General Assembly, your mother and I, weve been meaning to have this talk for a while now. Youve been in college here in Virginia for more than a couple of years. And, well, have you thought about moving out and doing something with your life. Like getting a job?</p>
<p>Besides, now that the House of Delegates is set to vote on SB542 today, it could be pretty expensive for you to continue this professional student lifestyle of yours going to an in-state college year after year and taking electives without ever earning your degree. What was that last class you took anyway? Softball?</p>
<p>You know, this slacker bill penalizes students who have taken 125 percent of the credits needed to graduate.</p>
<p>Of course, it doesnt count credits earned in high school or remedial classes or transfer credits or if a student switches majors or programs. Still, how many credits have you earned already? Do you even know?</p>
<p>The bottom line is money doesnt grow on trees, and with those new real estate assessments, things are getting a little tight around here. To continue going to school with all those excess credits, we could have to pay an extra $8,400 per year on average about the same as the in-state tuition discount. Sure, the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia could waive that fee, but thats not a chance were willing to take.</p>
<p>Look, the folks in Richmond arent trying to say you shouldnt learn. They just want to make sure youre not taking up a seat at the college someone else could use. Besides, this bill wont even affect many students. At the University of Virginia, the legislation would increase the bills for fewer than 25 students. At Virginia Tech, about 30.</p>
<p>A job.</p>
<p>Just think about it.</p>
<p>Thats all we ask.</p>