<p>[shakes head]</p>
<p>Were you drinking when you wrote this beauty? </p>
<p>It’s really the only explanation.</p>
<p>Here’s the school’s alcohol policy: </p>
<p>[William</a> & Mary - Alcohol Policy](<a href=“http://www.wm.edu/offices/deanofstudents/policies/alcohol/index.php]William”>http://www.wm.edu/offices/deanofstudents/policies/alcohol/index.php)</p>
<p>Maybe I’m missing the part where it says they encourage / allow underage drinking?</p>
<p>Since you say you’re from Roanoke, and you’re really concerned about drinking on campus, perhaps drive down to the school near you who published this: </p>
<p>“In 2005, 79.8% of students at Virginia Tech consumed alcohol, with 58.4% of students having engaged in recent binge drinking. (In keeping with the standard, national definition, binge drinking is defined as the consumption of five or more drinks in one sitting.) In addition, alcohol use was measured at high levels for both underage and of age
students, with some student organizations facing heightened challenges in this area. For example, 75% of students in Greekletter organizations participated in binge drinking activity. ** Finally, in relation to national averages, Virginia Tech students consumed more alcohol, and engaged more widely in binge drinking practices, than peers at other schools.**”</p>
<p>Sounds like they <em>really</em> have a problem there. Why not go on down and volunteer to help patrol for alcohol violations, I’m sure they’d looove to have you. </p>
<p>As for “only” being ranked top ten, or top 30, or whatever - (gasp!) The horror! I guess all those students who attend such second-rate institutions as W&M, Princeton, Yale, Stanford, UVA, etc, should all go find the nearest bridge and jump, right?</p>