<p>Frankly, I think your comments are a bit over the top. Way off base with the president comment. I said I am sure he remembers HIS dorm days, and he may remember them fondly. I lived in Monroe for four years, and I thought it was just fine. Even so, to say “why doesn’t he do anything about them” ignores the fact that Tulane has built several new dorms in the past decade or so, and two just in the last 4 years. There is a 15 year plan to keep updating the dorms. If you want to donate a billion dollars, I am sure it can get done faster. But to imply that you or I or President Cowen would have the same view of staying in a dorm as 18 year old kids is completely absurd, IMO. So what good that would do escapes me.</p>
<p>It is a fairly recent phenomenon that dorms have gotten nicer, and few schools can afford to replace them all nearly overnight. Not only is that absurdly expensive, but where do you house students while you replace a dorm like Monroe? Tulane is doing way more than most schools in building new dorms that are nicer than the old ones. Also there are many schools of top reputations where the dorms are not that great. In any case, I don’t know why you seem to think the freshmen dorms at Tulane are all that bad. Most of the students seem to think they are just fine. If which school you want your child to go to depends on having luxury dorms, I am sure you can find a good fit based on that criterion alone. Frankly I think that represents highly skewed priorities. I was stating a fact that schools can improve their position with students by having nicer dorms and better food. That doesn’t mean you throw any other investment out to focus on that alone. Dorm infrastructure isn’t something that gets changed quickly, easily or inexpensively. BTW, while Middlebury had great food, the dorm rooms I saw were nothing to write home about. Much smaller than anything Tulane has.</p>
<p>As far as the money that goes to the stadium or similar areas, those are donations specifically targeted for that purpose. Could those donors have been convinced to contribute similar amounts for dorms or other non-athletic purposes? That is very hard to say. Many wealthy donors feel very strongly about where their contributions go. Also, I don’t think Yulman is going to have an abundance of “super boxes” for the “already super rich”.</p>
<p>Bruff could be better, but again that would cost more. WUSTL, for example, estimates their room and board at almost $2,000 more than Tulane. Also, as I have mentioned several times, Tulane is going to replace Bruff, with a scheduled start in 2015. That facility will not only be much nicer, but preliminary plans are that it will also include dorm rooms in the upper levels of the structure. I realize that won’t be of much help to most of the students just entering Tulane, but again one cannot change everything at once. Even so, Bruff is hardly a “slop counter”. It is so far higher in quality than when I was there I cannot begin to describe the difference. I would definitely be wary of “net research”. Sites like College P*rowler attract the complainers. It is hardly scientific.</p>
<p>So I think your rant is a little misplaced. There is in fact a lot of investment already, more on the way, and the current facilities are nowhere near as bleak as you make them sound. I am not saying I consider Monroe and Sharp architectural masterpieces, they clearly are not. But they are perfectly adequate dorms for now. Would I like to see them replaced with dorms more like the ones that have been built recently? Of course, if that can be done and still provide enough rooms for everyone. My guess is that these suite style buildings don’t have as many beds per square foot, but I don’t know that for sure. Maybe they do.</p>