<p>if sishu tells the truth: yay sishu. that's muy cool.</p>
<p>if not: haha you played me for a second...</p>
<p>I'm 1/8 Cherokee, 1/2 Peruvian, 3/4 Alaskan, 9/5 spotted leopard.</p>
<p>***** I'M YO FATHER</p>
<p>i gave BIRTH to HYPS</p>
<p>why thank you, hsmamainva...
and don't forget, guys... sharpton for president!</p>
<p>I gave birth to Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>My dad is George W. Bush
In at Yale, am I right?</p>
<p>I crank dat Soulja Boy.</p>
<p>I swallow cupcakes in one bite.</p>
<p>Cuz I Won The Science Fair</p>
<p>iruntrain that just means ur asian</p>
<p>I can lean wit it rock wit it, 2 step, & walk it out...plus i am voting for Colbert in '08 as a write-in!</p>
<p>I can shred on a guitar 100000x better than eddie van halen and steve vai combined.</p>
<p>For a more serious answer, check out my thread in What Are My Chances.</p>
<p>According to International Auction Houses, my brain is worth three trillion. Currently, I am up for bid between an 80 year old billionaire living off of Sicily, and Bill Gates. Also, I am French. BEAT THAT. We invented the croissant, and kissing with tongues. You can't top it.</p>
<p>i am the reincarnation of ghandi, jesus, and mohammed</p>
<p>I can slam a revolving door.</p>
<p>I got a scraper bike</p>
<p>The whole world is in my hands; I am possibly the most important asset the world has. I control world hunger... I am that god darn fat.....
UR LIFE IS DEPENDED ON HOW MUCH I EAT!! ADMIT ME; OTHERWISE...</p>
<p>I am Galahad!</p>
<p>There is a common saying that claims that one can quote "Kill two birds with one stone." I once killed four birds with half of a stone. You say this isn't possible? The birds didn't think so either.</p>
<p>If I don't get accepted I will send Chuck Norris on the admission officer's ass in 20 years when I take over the world.</p>