Well known school....can I get in?!

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Hi everyone. I'm asking that you chance a good friend of mine. His name is Harry. It's all in first person though because that's what he sent me.</p>

<p>Sex: Male.
GPA: 5.0/4.0 - Dumbledore loves me.
SATs: 1600/2400 - I was taking this while I was fighting off a dementor. </p>

<p>APs:
Advanced wizardy.
Advanced potion making.
Advanced dark arts magic.
Advanced fighting technique.</p>

<p>I got all 5's on these. </p>

<p>Recs:
I have Dumbledore writing my rec. He's my home dawg.</p>

<p>Essay:
I'm going to write my essay about Lord Voldemort and how he doesn't have nothing on me. Imma ballah. 'nuff said.</p>

<p>ECs:
I play Quidditch. I catch the snitch. Word. Don't snitch.
I got advanced honors for wizardry.
I defeated a huge mountain monster. (You all remember that in the movie when I saved Hermoine cause she was crying. Yup yup. I got dem girlsies!)
I saved my school on countless occasions.
I'm on the basketball team.
- Position: Top ballah.
I also got an award for defeating Voldemort on countless occasions.
I also won the competition when that guy with the weird eye put my name in the goblet of fire.
I helped my uncle escape from Askaban.</p>

<p>Chance me for Hogwarts please?!</p>

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<p>LMAO
this cracked me up so much, and my boss was walking by!!</p>

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<p>Bumppppp.</p>

<p>Cmon guys. Seriously. Harry needs your help!</p>

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<p>I call fraud. Harry helped his GODFATHER escape from Azkaban.</p>

<p>=]</p>

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<p>Uhh. I don’t know what Harry you’re talking about…</p>

<p>I’m Harry’s only friend. </p>

<p>He’s a ballah.</p>

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<p>LOL…i’d say you’ve got about a 75% chance…better than most.</p>

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<p>You have no chance at all. You broke the law of the Ministry of magic by freeing a prisoner from Azkaban. You should tick the statement on the Wizardapp which states about comitting felony.</p>

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<p>^LOL!!!</p>

<p>But tis no felony! I gtg guys…I got Quidditch pratice. Gotta catch dem snitches!</p>

<p>:)</p>

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<p>Great stats, impressive ec’s… I think you have a really good shot. I’d also recommend other schools, like Harvard or Yale.</p>

<p>~ Willy</p>

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<p>Willy, I want to major in Magic Arts.</p>

<p>Does Harvard of Yale offer such majors?</p>

<p>Plus…I heard Harvard has a lot of muggles…</p>

<p>Eeeek.</p>

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<p>True. Instead, you may come work for me at my Chocolate Factory, if you wish. It would be and honor to hire you and your ballah status.</p>

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<p>Would I be able to make chocolates that resemble the shape of basketballs?</p>

<p>Also…I want to freely practice my wizardry like skills. And I want my GODFATHER to work there as well. Since he’s been out of Azkaban…he’s had trouble finding a place of employment.</p>

<p>:(</p>

<p>Have we got ourselves a deal?</p>

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<p>hmm…</p>

<p>SATs: 1600/2400 - I was taking this while I was fighting off a dementor…not high enough, you’ll get rejected for sure w/ that sat
Recs: hogwarts requires 2 recs
Essay: that’s pitiful…no inspiration, too boastful
ECs: those suck</p>

<p>analysis: just give up, harry…you’re a failure at life :stuck_out_tongue: jk!</p>

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<p>It was 1600 for CR and Math.</p>

<p>:[</p>

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<p>I know…full score isn’t high enouugh for hogwarts…haryy’ll never get in…muahahaha… :k</p>

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<p>good luck. my one concern is that i don’t think hogwarts is need blind for muggles, but as you can see from my location, he can pm me with any questions.</p>

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<p>Oh dear. Looks like a case of classic falsfied application information to me, at least with regard to that 5 in advanced potion making. REJECT</p>

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<p>ChoklitRain - I laughed so hard at that!!</p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>noreally;</p>

<p>Me so sad now…I’ll use a spell on you to make you fly away like I made that fat lady fly away in the first Harry Potter movie.</p>

<p>IMMA BALLAH!</p>

<p>:P</p>

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<p>I kind of lost interest in Harry Potter after the first two books, so… ya. :)</p>

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<p>Me too. That’s why I referred to movie scenes. LOL</p>