Do I stand a chance at Hogwarts?

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Hi, so I'm an upcoming wizard and Hogwarts has been my dream school since I could blow up my cat. I was wondering if they would even consider me with these stats</p>

<p>Ethnicity: URW - Muggle Born
Grades: A solid 3.9 on the wizarding scale. Didn't do so good making my cousin's birthday cake fly away, so that really dropped it.
I took the P.O.W.L exam and received 3 E'S and 1 O
Class Rank: 2/12,349,092<br>
I would be WizarDictorian, but Rose Granger just had to be Ms. Perfect.</p>

<p>Extracurricular: I'm part of the 'Your parents look at you when something abnormal happens' club. I'm an expert at mixing different kinds of sodas to make new sodas (FPM Future Potion Makers). I can talk to snakes and ride my mother's broom fairly well.</p>

<p>I figure with a great Letter to the Headmaster and my status, I should stand a good chance right? What do you think, Please help me, Hogwarts is my number 1 choice, I don't want to go to Durmstrang!</p>

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<p>You totally blew it with the cake thing. They’ll no longer want you anymore I’m afraid :(</p>

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<p>^Fooldy, But what if I had an extenuating Circumstance and I write that in my Parchment?</p>

<p>I thought I had seen a House elf appear which distracted me.</p>

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<p>High match I’d say. Try sending some chocolate frogs with your app. It could help :)</p>

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<p>I’m with Fooldy on this one. Even though you were distracted, dropping the cake is really going to hurt your chances of admission. Hogwarts is looking for exceptionally skilled witches and wizards, and I’m afraid said witches and wizards are generally able to ignore distractions when making cake fly. My apologies.</p>

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<p>You couldn’t move the birthday cake?!? You’re screwed… No chance ;)</p>

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<p>Are you a minority? That may hurt if you are. After all, there are only two or three black attendees at hogwarts that i know of, and no hispanics.</p>

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<p>The fact that you’re Muggle Born is a plus - Hogwarts is always looking for some diversity, after all. Besides, if you get rejected, there’s always Pigfarts. I hear Rumbleroar loves himself some parseltongues.</p>

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<p>Are you kidding? PigFarts is really competitive… It’s no one’s safety. Trust me.
Cake thing blew it. Also, if you look at any of the wizarding pamphlets you see that every single wizard/witch is so white they glow in the dark. So in the application, pray that there is no diversity section.</p>

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<p>I mean, really your stats dont matter at all. Are you 11 with magical powers? Do you live in the UK? If yes, you’re in.</p>

<p>EDIT: really, though, I sense a ■■■■■. I mean, you say you’re Muggle-born, but then you say you can ride your mom’s broom? C’mon. Be consistent.</p>

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<p>Only one O? Ouch…I suggest retaking the P.O.W.L if you want to even have a shot at acceptance. You could always try Beauxbatons. They have a high acceptance rate of international applicants!</p>

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<p>You have too much time on your hands you loser. Get a life OMGGG. You are so totally weird like eww. What is your problem you jerk. You’re so gross. Get a girlfriend o wait you cant cuz your a LOSERRR</p>

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<p>Yeah, try retaking the P.O.W.L again. But otherwise, URW w/ solid stats can get you anywhere. Good luck.</p>

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<p>Yeah, and Beauxbatons has some sexy ladies too.</p>

<p>But I’d have to learn french >.<</p>

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<p>@Lemonadepop</p>

<p>Somebody needs to brush up on their harry potter. Muggle borns can still ride broomsticks and operate magical apparatus. An example is Hermione Granger, who is muggle born</p>

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<p>@madogmgd well OBVIOUSLY muggle-borns can ride brooms. but why would your mother have a broomstick if she was a muggle?</p>

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<p>Hogwarts is much too expensive for the education. You could go to Salem on scholarship and be much better off. Or go to your local community cult and then transfer in halfway through your fourth year. Both are better options. Besides that would make the sorting hat mightily confused :)</p>

<p>I mean, does anyone know the conversion from muggle $ to galleons these days? It’s shear madness.</p>

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<p>Man if I went there…French ladies… would be really hot. But is it really worth my man card? Going to an all girls school would force others to question your sexuality…,</p>

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<p>there grading for a wizard at hogwarts is different</p>

<p>Passing Grades
O = Outstanding
E = Exceeds Expectations
A = Acceptable
Failing Grades
P = Poor
D = Dreadful
T = ■■■■■</p>

<p>tell me how u get a 3.9 there</p>