What can CORNELL Do For YOU???

<p>Inspired by my genius mind I will now open a thread of infinite discussion.</p>

<p>What do CC members think an acceptance into CORNELL will mean for their future?
Is it all about the possible monetary gains because as we all know money makes the world go round.</p>

<p>If I am accepted into Cornell I will become the 50th President of the United States. I'm calling it now.</p>

<p>i will start my own Private Military Company (PMC), kinda like Blackwater...i will assist world leaders in invading countries so that they will be more open to capitalist exploitation...eventually, my PMC will grow so large and powerful that it will match the power of the armies of entire nations themselves...i will then use the military leverage I have to stage coups in several nations, and replace their governments with puppet governments run by my own men....so by age 70, i will essentially rule the world :D</p>

<p>^^^ You took mine...</p>

<p>I will become a world renowned endocrinologist so I can pay off all the debt Cornell made me accumulate :-P</p>

<p>Ask not what Cornell can do you for you, but what you can do for Cornell.</p>

<p>what can I do for Cornell? I can be the dummy that makes all the smart people feel good about themselves when they compare myself and them ;)</p>

<p>you can do what I did....and be the person who makes the curve for the rest of the organic chem class!!! :-)</p>

<p>Nah, it's just not as catchy as What can BROWN do for you.</p>

<p>haha, what can cornell do for me?? cornell can send me an acceptance letter. :)</p>