What do you do when you see a beautiful girl?

<p>according to the Oxford English Dictionary Swagger is: The action of swaggering; external conduct or personal behaviour marked by an air of superiority or defiant or insolent disregard of others.</p>

<p>doesn’t seem like a positive to me. i wouldn’t want to have swagger</p>

<p>^ don’t worry most girls probably find nerdy guys cute :)</p>

<p>ummm…wat…?</p>

<p>excuse me but last time I checked I was the one that had sWagGeR.</p>

<p>omq!!!</p>

<p>aLsO kEeP iN mInd tHat mOsT gUrLz dOnt MaKe Da fiRst MOve sO u hAve 2 fiGure sOmThanG oUt</p>

<p>qOolUck!!!</p>

<p>muaaah!</p>

<p>xoxoxo</p>

<p>swineflu17, are you free this weekend? let’s party.</p>

<p>If alcohol doesn’t work, try drugs.</p>

<p>Swagger is essentially confidence, which is what you need in this situation. I would want swagger unless you want to look like a loser in front of that hot girl you maybe, want to, impress?</p>

<p>Me: Solve this please. <em>hands her 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)</em>
Her: Choice a) I’m not good at Geography.
Her: Choice b) …Okay?
Assuming she does b,
Me: <em>waits</em>
Her: <em>solves</em>
Me: So?
Her: CREEPO. I DON’T KNOW YOU. <em>runs away as I awkwardly yell for her to come back</em> </p>

<p><em>sigh</em> :(. </p>

<p>(actually has a girlfriend :P)</p>

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Waving around some of that $600,000 from your parents’ annual income should do the trick.</p>

<p>Go get some Paxil. Do it now.</p>

<p>It is a black thing. ■■■■■ Dont undAEstiMAte MA swagGA</p>

<p>my parents money is not mine to flaunt, and i don’t do drugs. I graduated DARE</p>

<p>Swineflu, your posts are making you seem like such an adorable little nerd! </p>

<p>Are you actually like this in real life? Or is this a total act?</p>

<p>Whenever this happens, my pretty boy swag takes over and I go into autopilot mode.</p>

<p>I’m telling you bro, drugs are a good idea.</p>

<p>^ Agreed. Just take real drugs, not weed or anything. And don’t take too much :)</p>

<p>Swag is something you inherit from your parents. Unfortunately your parents never had it and so you don’t have it either.</p>

<p>You need swag. Thanks to technological advancements in recent decades, that have made artificial swag a commodity that can be bought and sold, you can purchase artificial swag.</p>

<p>My swag causes children to cry in sheer joy.</p>

<p>^ That’s ya swag, man. It works wonders.</p>

<p>Swineflu, you are downright cute.</p>

<p>To whoever suggested Natty Light… really? That **** water?</p>

<p>Personally, I would say to just do some shots… a short burn, and then you’re cured ;)</p>

<p>hahahahaha</p>