<p>according to the Oxford English Dictionary Swagger is: The action of swaggering; external conduct or personal behaviour marked by an air of superiority or defiant or insolent disregard of others.</p>
<p>doesn’t seem like a positive to me. i wouldn’t want to have swagger</p>
<p>Swagger is essentially confidence, which is what you need in this situation. I would want swagger unless you want to look like a loser in front of that hot girl you maybe, want to, impress?</p>
<p>Me: Solve this please. <em>hands her 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)</em>
Her: Choice a) I’m not good at Geography.
Her: Choice b) …Okay?
Assuming she does b,
Me: <em>waits</em>
Her: <em>solves</em>
Me: So?
Her: CREEPO. I DON’T KNOW YOU. <em>runs away as I awkwardly yell for her to come back</em> </p>
<p>Swag is something you inherit from your parents. Unfortunately your parents never had it and so you don’t have it either.</p>
<p>You need swag. Thanks to technological advancements in recent decades, that have made artificial swag a commodity that can be bought and sold, you can purchase artificial swag.</p>