<p>^lmao.
Ok, so what you want to do is take shots of vodka or 151 and chase with natty light or pbr (no need to buy the good **** for a chaser).</p>
<p>Then do a line of coke and smoke a jefferey</p>
<p>THEN go for it. </p>
<p>Jk. About the coke and the jefferey</p>
<h2>Just remember…Liquor before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker</h2>
<p>Btw, I love the calc pick up lines. I might just use them on my calc teacher. she = robobabe.</p>
<p>^i like you</p>
<p>Thank you.<br>
“Did we just become best friends?” “Yep!” “Wanna go do karate in the garage?” Yep!"</p>
<p>But no seriously op i would consider a full flask at all times</p>
<p>haha wut? probably from a movie i haven’t seen</p>
<p>step brothers!!??
/thread hijack</p>
<p>haven’t seen it. don’t hurt me.</p>
<p>Luckily I am far too lazy to drive to kentucky. jk but you should see it like ASAP</p>
<p>no you don’t understand…there are too many movies i haven’t seen. i’m a huge movie virgin and it gets in the way of everyday life…every day</p>
<p>lolz. Well it’s about time you handed that V-card to redbox (do you have those?) and get busy!</p>
<p>^notice the sexual innuendos</p>
<p>no worries, they were noticeable hahha</p>
<p>I never used any of the previously mentioned pickup lines when I was sober. Occasionally we will go to a bar and use them to see reactions but I never used them on my current girlfriend. In fact we met in the library while studying for Calc II.</p>
<p>get it in .</p>
<p>Aww, some of these responses are so cute.</p>
<p>If a guy says to a girl “I wish I were your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves”, the girl should respond “and I wish I were your integral so I can lie under you”. :D</p>
<p>If I weren’t so slow at math, I might be able to understand that.</p>
<p>
Best lines ever :D</p>
<p>Only on CC.</p>
<p>All i have to say is… Baby i know you want it…</p>
<p>and walk away.</p>
<p>It makes all guys fall all there knees!!!</p>